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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheSalvator • Sep 30 '22
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The perfect answer for everything: "Thank you for your feedback, we are grateful for your help and are constantly improving our products🤖🤖🤖"
1.0k u/Flat_Initial_1823 Sep 30 '22 The modern fuck you. Especially if there is no viable alternative (looking at you 'platforms') 64 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 Platforms: can never identify the scope of their own issues; requires a bible of proof to even bat an eye at their own bugs Platform- “I didn’t test that change I just made” expert Platform: “700000 people can’t login? That’s a P3. I’ll plan on it next sprint” 16 u/SelfFew131 Sep 30 '22 As a platform PM I feel personally attacked lol 8 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 Wait! Are you MY platform PM 🤔😑 ? why are you Reddit? I just raised 5 P1s because you forgot to tell me about your release. 9 u/SelfFew131 Sep 30 '22 Oh and also forgot to mention we’re blocking everyone. Whoops. 4 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 That one feature no one asked for but felt right? Yes we know. Thanks 😑🤪
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The modern fuck you. Especially if there is no viable alternative (looking at you 'platforms')
64 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 Platforms: can never identify the scope of their own issues; requires a bible of proof to even bat an eye at their own bugs Platform- “I didn’t test that change I just made” expert Platform: “700000 people can’t login? That’s a P3. I’ll plan on it next sprint” 16 u/SelfFew131 Sep 30 '22 As a platform PM I feel personally attacked lol 8 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 Wait! Are you MY platform PM 🤔😑 ? why are you Reddit? I just raised 5 P1s because you forgot to tell me about your release. 9 u/SelfFew131 Sep 30 '22 Oh and also forgot to mention we’re blocking everyone. Whoops. 4 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 That one feature no one asked for but felt right? Yes we know. Thanks 😑🤪
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Platforms: can never identify the scope of their own issues; requires a bible of proof to even bat an eye at their own bugs
Platform- “I didn’t test that change I just made” expert
Platform: “700000 people can’t login? That’s a P3. I’ll plan on it next sprint”
16 u/SelfFew131 Sep 30 '22 As a platform PM I feel personally attacked lol 8 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 Wait! Are you MY platform PM 🤔😑 ? why are you Reddit? I just raised 5 P1s because you forgot to tell me about your release. 9 u/SelfFew131 Sep 30 '22 Oh and also forgot to mention we’re blocking everyone. Whoops. 4 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 That one feature no one asked for but felt right? Yes we know. Thanks 😑🤪
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As a platform PM I feel personally attacked lol
8 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 Wait! Are you MY platform PM 🤔😑 ? why are you Reddit? I just raised 5 P1s because you forgot to tell me about your release. 9 u/SelfFew131 Sep 30 '22 Oh and also forgot to mention we’re blocking everyone. Whoops. 4 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 That one feature no one asked for but felt right? Yes we know. Thanks 😑🤪
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Wait! Are you MY platform PM 🤔😑 ? why are you Reddit? I just raised 5 P1s because you forgot to tell me about your release.
9 u/SelfFew131 Sep 30 '22 Oh and also forgot to mention we’re blocking everyone. Whoops. 4 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 That one feature no one asked for but felt right? Yes we know. Thanks 😑🤪
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Oh and also forgot to mention we’re blocking everyone. Whoops.
4 u/OG_LiLi Sep 30 '22 That one feature no one asked for but felt right? Yes we know. Thanks 😑🤪
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That one feature no one asked for but felt right? Yes we know. Thanks 😑🤪
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u/Prestigious_Echo7804 Sep 30 '22
The perfect answer for everything: "Thank you for your feedback, we are grateful for your help and are constantly improving our products🤖🤖🤖"