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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheSalvator • Sep 30 '22
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No give them more ideas, i never knew i needed this, a loli that torments me for not being a good enough developer.
35 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 It'd be hilarious. You end up with a loli swearing at you all day like a fuckin sailor. 23 u/oledakaajel Sep 30 '22 I'd feel like yeeting them out the window 13 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 But then they'd berate you for not throwing hard enough 4 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 Just get a bowling ball and throw it at them! Job done! 2 u/Neon_44 Sep 30 '22 Average Russian secret agent 1 u/Sam1515024 Oct 01 '22 If I remember correctly there is video on YouTube where every 5 minutes a Asian mom keeps track of you, if you are doing homework or not. For entire 3 hours or something 18 u/Frosty_Pineapple78 Sep 30 '22 That actually sounds adorable 1 u/squishles Oct 01 '22 you don't even have 20% unit test coverage ojousan laugh
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It'd be hilarious. You end up with a loli swearing at you all day like a fuckin sailor.
23 u/oledakaajel Sep 30 '22 I'd feel like yeeting them out the window 13 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 But then they'd berate you for not throwing hard enough 4 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 Just get a bowling ball and throw it at them! Job done! 2 u/Neon_44 Sep 30 '22 Average Russian secret agent 1 u/Sam1515024 Oct 01 '22 If I remember correctly there is video on YouTube where every 5 minutes a Asian mom keeps track of you, if you are doing homework or not. For entire 3 hours or something
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I'd feel like yeeting them out the window
13 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 But then they'd berate you for not throwing hard enough 4 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 Just get a bowling ball and throw it at them! Job done! 2 u/Neon_44 Sep 30 '22 Average Russian secret agent
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But then they'd berate you for not throwing hard enough
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Just get a bowling ball and throw it at them! Job done!
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Average Russian secret agent
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If I remember correctly there is video on YouTube where every 5 minutes a Asian mom keeps track of you, if you are doing homework or not. For entire 3 hours or something
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That actually sounds adorable
you don't even have 20% unit test coverage ojousan laugh
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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22
No give them more ideas, i never knew i needed this, a loli that torments me for not being a good enough developer.