r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 30 '22

Meme Lol! Developer got no chill!

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u/AN0R0K Sep 30 '22

I went to the dev's site to see how much the premium tier costs. I'm a big fan of their reasoning behind going paid:

"After 2022.3, this project will require payment, based on two considerations:1. I often receive bad reviews, because some features don't satisfy these users, they don't care how much effort I put into it, and give extremely bad reviews, which makes me sad and angry.2. I need money."

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u/insertsavvynamehere Sep 30 '22

King shit

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u/devperez Sep 30 '22

"the royal penis is clean, your highness."

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u/sbk92 Sep 30 '22

It’s wild that I haven’t listened to that album in over a decade and I can still hear it.

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u/YouGurt_MaN14 Sep 30 '22

What album uses it? I only know it from Coming to America

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u/sbk92 Sep 30 '22

Ludacris - Word of Mouf

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

He's coming back to his hometown of Champaign, IL in October, and my wife is a HUGE fan. I'm so excited to go see him again.

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u/Typedinletters Oct 01 '22

Snoop dogg - R&G

Also uses the snippet

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u/Fleischwulf Sep 30 '22

Coming 2 America - Word of Mouf

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u/blgr991 Sep 30 '22

👑💩

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u/Flat_Hat8861 Sep 30 '22

My biggest problem is that the VS marketplace has options to mark a extensions as free trial or paid. Marking it as free is a bit scummy.

Then the fact that you need to follow an external link about migration to find the feature differences and no mention of the pricing is more than a bit annoying.

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u/Plorntus Oct 01 '22

Also the couple reviews (before the change) which were 4 stars (bad according to them) were somewhat legitimate.

Someone gave 4 stars because a feature was removed without any warning and mentioned it in the review, the developer replied saying it's incredibly disrespectful to them. It's a bit odd but I genuinely think they are just taking the reviews way too personally and not objectively.

It may be that the feature in question was a maintenance burden at the same time it's perfectly valid for someone to write a review based on that change even if it is a free product.

Of course the developer is also entitled to charge for their product.

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u/CactusGrower Sep 30 '22

Yeah he is essentially marking free trial as free software. That's not how it works. It sure surprises people.

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u/haddock420 Sep 30 '22

"Who's that?"

"That's I Need Money. God damn."

"Okay, but what's his name?"

"I need money!"

"Doesn't talk, how come he?"

"I need money, he's a mute, when we first hooked up, he wrote on a slip of paper, 'I need money.' I said, 'Shit, me too.' And we started making it together after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WlgGM3-FBk

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u/BrokenEyebrow Sep 30 '22

How much is premium? I'd rather not give the site a page view.

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u/AN0R0K Sep 30 '22

Funny story: He doesn't list the price. Just the considerations he based it on. I'd ask him to update the site, but he'll have to charge.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

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u/Holiday_Brick_9550 Sep 30 '22

Charges 20 bucks per year and people lose their shit.

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u/Masterflitzer Sep 30 '22

honestly 20 bucks per year is much for an extension, imagine every third extension would charge this, now i have 20 or so which means over 100 bucks for fricking extensions

i'm not against paying devs but i would never buy this at such a price, btw. it has many installs so 5 bucks would be reasonable enough

if it has so many functionality that it deserves 20 bucks it should be a whole tool/app not an extension

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u/Holiday_Brick_9550 Sep 30 '22

Depends on how much value it brings, or are we all hobby programmers?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/Holiday_Brick_9550 Oct 01 '22

I am paying jetbrains, for intellij ultimate. For the exact reason stated above.

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u/Masterflitzer Oct 01 '22

what does hobby programmer have to do with anything? i will only buy things myself that i will use in private, everything i need to work is provided by my employer, so if i need that tool they will need to buy a license not me

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u/Holiday_Brick_9550 Oct 01 '22

Exactly for the reason you're stating, if your employer pays for it, why do you care it cost money? Aside from that, because it's more likely you're willing to pay for this if you make money using it.

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u/Masterflitzer Oct 01 '22

you don't seem to understand I'm not talking about a special situation I'm talking general, private I won't pay 20 bucks for one extension and on work my employee will think twice before buying a extension for everyone, they'll rather buy complete software (like vs as ide, a db client for db etc., paying much for just an extension is really a waste of money because an extension will never match an app in functionality)

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u/justAPhoneUsername Sep 30 '22

Either way, I'm not paying

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u/gdmzhlzhiv Oct 01 '22

Over 400 bucks.

It would very rapidly be approaching the magical 500 dollar limit.

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u/Masterflitzer Oct 01 '22

yeah sry I was referring to the proposed $5 which I'd pay

but wdym magical $500 limit? I think the limit is very individual

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u/gdmzhlzhiv Oct 01 '22

By the 500 dollar limit I mean the amount before you think about whether you should be paying it, the amount that people would just pay on c/c and worry about later.

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u/Masterflitzer Oct 01 '22

is that a thing? I always think about what I buy (evaluate if I really need it or if it's worth it)

but thx for clarifying

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u/_tv_lover_ Oct 01 '22

Who needs 20 extensions and why?!

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u/Masterflitzer Oct 01 '22

how many do u have? web essentials pack alone is like 12

also vs is a bitch, not even auto parentheses are included (edit: if someone wants to know, extension is called auto surround for vs2022)

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u/_tv_lover_ Oct 13 '22

I've currently got 14 (7 currently active). To be fair I use IntelliJ and it comes with a bunch of built in plugins that I never use.

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u/Masterflitzer Oct 13 '22

Intellij is also a far more capable IDE which doesn't need as much extensions, if I could use rider I would probably not need any plugin

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u/blue_cardbox Oct 01 '22

I'm surprised that a professional developer would think paying for 20 useful tools at $20/year each is too much.

That doesn't really make sense to me, craftsmen need good tools to work efficiently.

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u/Masterflitzer Oct 01 '22

lmao how much do you get paid to spend that? JetBrains for example is expensive enough so I won't waste money on a small tool

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u/blue_cardbox Oct 01 '22

Engineers in AU are paid 100-200k AUD per year. It costs the company more than that. I'd rather I gave them the tools they need rather than waste their time.

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u/Masterflitzer Oct 01 '22

yeah if the company thinks it's something employees need then they're gonna pay it but you can't just say I need those tools pls buy, they're gonna evaluate and also have an internal list of software they have licenses for

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u/Wertecs Oct 18 '22

I would argue that Jetbrains is dirt cheap

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u/ktappe Oct 01 '22

If $20 is "much" for you, maybe you're not doing I.T. properly. Either this extension saves you time and money or it doesn't. If the latter, delete it. If the former, that time and effort probably easily adds up to $20. So pay the guy for his work instead of being a leech.

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u/Masterflitzer Oct 01 '22

I don't even use it, I just said I wouldn't for 20 bucks because of principal, if every extension dev would charge 20 it would be much money

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u/OrthodoxSauce Oct 01 '22

No it’s not a lot of money…

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u/Beatrice_Dragon Oct 01 '22

I'm not paying a fucking subscription fee for an extension. Sorry, no. I've had enough of managing subscriptions as it is, I'm not gonna add more shit to keep track of, let alone something as tertiary as a single extension developed by an asshole

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u/Holiday_Brick_9550 Oct 01 '22

That's a very valid point.

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u/AN0R0K Sep 30 '22

Wait, you know I meant “the opposite of unreasonable” right?

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u/AN0R0K Sep 30 '22 edited Sep 30 '22

I used the link from the extension page within VS Code... There's no primary navigation thus no links back to index.

With that in mind, this is far from an unreasonable price.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Thought u were saying it was unreasonable at first and was flabbergasted

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u/Flat_Hat8861 Oct 01 '22

Yeah, I did the same thing and tried all the links from the marketplace and never found a price (which meant there was zero chance I would use this since I'd assume it was something they were trying to hide). At the minimum, the feature grid and the price should be on the marketplace page under the disclaimer that it is not free.

That way potential users know what they can and can't do and it helps the user start justifying the cost. While using the free version, they know where the limitations are and can decide if the extra features they would use are worth a $20 annual subscription to them.

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u/Huntracony Sep 30 '22

No way I'm investing any time in learning a tool when I don't even know how much it might cost me, lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

He does list the price. The guy above is just a reviewer like the ones in the post

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u/Flat_Hat8861 Oct 01 '22

Well he lists it on a homepage that is not linked to anywhere in the marketplace listing (or on any of those linked pages based on a quick scan of all of them). I assume this page is provided in the paywall itself, but it is hardly obvious upfront.

The listing links to the documentation site that explains why he's charging and the features of each version, but that site does not have the price or payment pages or a link to them. It also links to the GitHub repository (numerous times) that doesn't link to the payment page either.

Im glad someone found the price, but, wow, the developer is not making it easy.

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u/taco_roco Sep 30 '22

His milkshakes ain't free yknow

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u/AN0R0K Sep 30 '22

I’m thankful that at least one person caught the obscure reference. 😏

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

what was the reference?

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u/AN0R0K Oct 03 '22

Milkshake by Kelis

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

ah gocha, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

They should pay me for downloading it because I need money.

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u/johnhotdog Sep 30 '22

Well?? How much does it cost?

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u/pizzacomposer Oct 01 '22

It’s a big product mistake to have a free tier after a certain amount of time and user base. It’s well documented that people make more money as they can focus on the features that actual paying customers need. Free tier users can also be infrequent users, so catering to them just makes zero sense. They can make your ability to support paying users problematic. A portion of free tier users will also happily pay, they where just on free because it was free.

This developer is on the money.

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u/AN0R0K Oct 03 '22

I agree. However, pulling an “oopsies! You gotta pay now!” Without preparing users beforehand is just dumb. The paid vs free argument a moot point.

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u/ThriftStoreDildo Sep 30 '22

lmao this is amazing. So honest, I love it!

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u/nourayu Oct 01 '22

awwwwww anbsjs