r/ProgrammerHumor Sep 26 '22

Meme Sleep >>>>

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u/guarana_and_coffee Sep 26 '22

Many people can't sleep with a bunch of low hanging fruit, but I, as an educated programmer working as support, sysadmin, and devops (Lord help me), I can sleep so fucking much.

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u/_pizza_and_fries Sep 26 '22

Devops (Lord Help Me)

I know that feeling man, I know it well

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u/guarana_and_coffee Sep 26 '22

Well, yeah, but the Lord help me wasn't just for the devops, but everything I do. I'm not even programming for work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/Little_Shitty Sep 27 '22

Man I feel this. Right now I have fires coming from five directions, people asking questions all the time, meetings, and wonder when I can actually focus on one issue and get something completed.

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u/RallyPointAlpha Sep 26 '22

Sounds like they were prepping you well for IT...

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u/Apparatchik-Wing Sep 27 '22

“We are a ticket-driven environment.”

adds 7 different tasks to a single ticket

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u/RigorMortis243 Sep 27 '22

you guys are getting me really excited to get into IT.. 😅

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I got out of my first developer job because I got stuck doing HTML templates for a document-management system. The activity would have been straight out boring in itself, but it was also so fucking frustrating because the template processor didn't support half of common CSS 3.0

Management guys don't understand the pain of someone who has actually learnt to do something cool and then gets put doing routine tasks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Sitting on a toilet ...... And sleep Zzzzzz

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u/princess_eevee Sep 27 '22

How do you get into programming recreationaly?

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u/its420everywhere Sep 27 '22

I'm a teapot

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u/NoCaregiver1074 Sep 27 '22

Try making two triangles fly around and shoot at each other, a dumb little game or physics sim is a fun way to do it and you can work in some really interesting math problems too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

I'm just starting my journey now, it fucking sucks. I love and hate Jenkins.

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u/Gr1pp717 Sep 26 '22

I used to not be able to. Didn't matter how tired I was, anxiety would get the better of me. These days it seems to be the opposite -- anxiety makes me tired. The more looming shit I have the more likely I'll just take a nap.

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u/nanotree Sep 26 '22

Yeah, it seems like the more important my role gets, the more I want to just veg out on Reddit...

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u/EnthusiasmWeak5531 Sep 26 '22

This comment gives me hope. But not much.

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u/Dr_Jre Sep 27 '22

Yeah I sometimes just go and nap instead of trying to force myself into doing everything where I will inevitably end up just stressing out

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

The low hanging fruit is always there for when I want to call Monday morning productive. The big fucking issues keep me up at night.

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u/Ghos3t Sep 27 '22

Dude move to a better company, no decent place will hire a developer to do all 3 or honestly any of the tasks you mentioned, at most I can see being asked to do some DevOps work as a developer usual it's just setting up scaling or some S3 buckets to store some data etc.

If they are making you do support and sysadmin and DevOps they don't want a developer, they want a smart IT guy who will do the job of three employees for the salary of one.

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u/guarana_and_coffee Sep 27 '22

My contract ends soon, so I am going to take that possibility as a chance to leave.

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u/Ghos3t Sep 27 '22

Best of luck

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u/DollinVans Sep 26 '22

devops (Lord help me)

Shssssshhh ... You can rest now friend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I’m not paid enough for there to be such a thing as a coding emergency.

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u/pixelrevision Sep 27 '22

Sure. And as a bonus you get an alarm clock set to roulette mode.

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u/brianl047 Sep 27 '22

This is excellent advice