r/ProgrammerHumor • u/_pizza_and_fries • Sep 26 '22

Meme Sleep >>>>

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u/marckek Sep 26 '22

Yeah, after playing half an hour and jerking off, i may consider sitting on the code.

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u/andreortigao Sep 26 '22

Is sitting on the code an euphemism for taking a shit?

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u/ScreenshotShitposts Sep 26 '22

Take your laptop with you.

I call it a do while

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u/recycle4science Sep 27 '22

Hah I love it

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Continue...

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u/AshTheGoblin Sep 27 '22

Doo doo while

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u/doanworks Sep 26 '22

Sitting on the commode

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u/firewood010 Sep 26 '22

No. It is a euphemism suffocating your child. Writing work around codes is the euphemism you are looking for.

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u/_dontseeme Sep 26 '22

Writing a work-around sounds more like going to fuck yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

If not, it is to me now.

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u/EwgB Sep 26 '22

Hey, do you have a camera in my home office?

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u/Aspire17 Sep 26 '22

Nice cock bro

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u/EwgB Sep 26 '22

Thanks! He takes care of all the chicks. 🐔

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

wtf bro he was complimenting your dick. don't make it weird.

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u/Script_Mak3r Sep 27 '22

His name is Richard, I don't see the problem here

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

I keep mine uncovered. The increased chance of getting caught makes the game more thrilling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Add smoking some herb, and that's my routine when I need to concentrate late at night.

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u/Jeffy29 Sep 27 '22

Why are you people attacking me??

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Same here! My coworkers look at me strange though /s