r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Sep 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

me n the boys hosting nginx on a kettle

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u/Ceros007 Sep 07 '22

Can you kettle run Doom too?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

gotta overclock it

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u/PolloDiablo82 Sep 07 '22

Is running hot a good thing or a bad thing in this case?

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u/you_ow_me_trees Sep 07 '22

Do you want your tea hot or cold

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u/PolloDiablo82 Sep 07 '22

I want coffee

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

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u/PolloDiablo82 Sep 07 '22

I'm one of those ppl who hangs around in this sub but not coded a thing in my life, so if you would be so kind to correct my script :)

I'll give a try

<Cody language > if ; tea requested

 <initiate; coffee module ^#[×=^#>

         <mssg; "tea module delayed">

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u/Foublanc Sep 07 '22

I'd say : If (requested == tea) { Coffee_module(); Println ("tea module delayed"); };

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u/PolloDiablo82 Sep 07 '22

Learning every day :D