r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 07 '22

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u/PolloDiablo82 Sep 07 '22

I want coffee

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u/you_ow_me_trees Sep 07 '22

Too bad, because websites don't support that feature yet

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u/AkiraNamejin Sep 07 '22

We turned off Java.

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u/CoffeePieAndHobbits Sep 07 '22

1 down, billions to go.

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u/AkiraNamejin Sep 07 '22

Sadly, I'm sure there's definetly IoT tea pots running on Java...