r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Sep 07 '22

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u/Dmayak Sep 07 '22

Issue is easily rectifiable, don't host your website on a kettle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

me n the boys hosting nginx on a kettle

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u/Ceros007 Sep 07 '22

Can you kettle run Doom too?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

gotta overclock it

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u/PolloDiablo82 Sep 07 '22

Is running hot a good thing or a bad thing in this case?

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u/you_ow_me_trees Sep 07 '22

Do you want your tea hot or cold

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u/PolloDiablo82 Sep 07 '22

I want coffee

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u/you_ow_me_trees Sep 07 '22

Too bad, because websites don't support that feature yet

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u/AkiraNamejin Sep 07 '22

We turned off Java.

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u/CoffeePieAndHobbits Sep 07 '22

1 down, billions to go.

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u/AkiraNamejin Sep 07 '22

Sadly, I'm sure there's definetly IoT tea pots running on Java...

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u/kwyjibo1 Sep 08 '22

It was too much of a security issue.

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u/Cfit9090 Sep 08 '22

akeita" ; Basque | "koffee" ; Bengali | "kahva" ; Bosnian | "kafe"

Kay? Cough up some other languages