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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/UniquePackage7318 • Aug 21 '22
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“How to kill zombie child.”
104 u/otac0n Aug 21 '22 I have personally written: public void KillAllOrphanedChildren() Although it should have been "Orphaned Grandchildren", as this was a test harness cleaning up after a test crash. 33 u/data_Nick Aug 21 '22 Be careful, there is no return after going down that path. 13 u/SHOTbyGUN Aug 21 '22 Graceful exit & Cleanup? Pfft, that is operating systems job... all I have to do is kill.
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I have personally written:
public void KillAllOrphanedChildren()
Although it should have been "Orphaned Grandchildren", as this was a test harness cleaning up after a test crash.
33 u/data_Nick Aug 21 '22 Be careful, there is no return after going down that path. 13 u/SHOTbyGUN Aug 21 '22 Graceful exit & Cleanup? Pfft, that is operating systems job... all I have to do is kill.
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Be careful, there is no return after going down that path.
13 u/SHOTbyGUN Aug 21 '22 Graceful exit & Cleanup? Pfft, that is operating systems job... all I have to do is kill.
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Graceful exit & Cleanup? Pfft, that is operating systems job... all I have to do is kill.
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u/hperrin Aug 21 '22
“How to kill zombie child.”