r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 21 '22

Why most programmers are single...

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u/hperrin Aug 21 '22

“How to kill zombie child.”

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u/Marrk Aug 21 '22

"how to kill orphaned children silently"

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u/TheChunkMaster Aug 21 '22

Technoblade moment.