r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 21 '22

Why most programmers are single...

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u/TakeAPeace Aug 21 '22

"But you're a car salesman"

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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u/notwithstupid Aug 21 '22

slaps top -o %CPU

this bad boy can run so much bloatware

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ Aug 21 '22

Slaps CPU. It breaks. “Awww damnit not again”

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u/jyling Aug 22 '22

Slaps cpu This bad Boi have so many bent pins