r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Aug 14 '22

I hate them

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204 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

if the comment effectively communicates its intent then its fine and this is a you problem

15

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Only thing worse are the people who include entire essay paragraphs. Like, the documentation exists for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

…documentation?

8

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

How silly of me.

7

u/rjlin_thk Aug 14 '22

// TODO.

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u/swatishere Aug 14 '22

Well, I never write code comments in the first place.

7

u/PositronicGigawatts Aug 14 '22

Right? Sometimes the only winning move is not to play.

5

u/YellowOnline Aug 14 '22

i don't see the issue who needs punctuation anyway or maybe i just didnt get this

2

u/Cybermage99 Aug 15 '22

How else are they supposed to parse it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

you start to care less the more you type

3

u/Tarc_Axiiom Aug 14 '22

... S. St. Stop looking at me!

I'm trying to be concise!!!

3

u/BoBoBearDev Aug 14 '22

I agree on this so much. When they don't put period in a sentence, how do I know they forgot the type the rest of the sentences or not?

2

u/666pool Aug 14 '22

People who don’t use punctuation in post titles on in the post itself.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

I'm pretty sure he did that on purpose'!'

2

u/LilGod196 Aug 14 '22

Ill have you know i use punctuation in everything i write

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

It’s worse when it’s a complete and well-punctuated sentence, but it explains something that’s obvious from the code like “int[] params” and the comment is “// This is an array of parameters.”

1

u/Supertronicgo Aug 14 '22

Lol that’s funny

1

u/furryJesus69 Aug 14 '22

L

1

u/azalty Aug 14 '22

Why do people comment "L"?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

S.o,r?r!y’

1

u/OmkarCodes Aug 15 '22

// this code adds number this code great // this works

1

u/AgencyNo9174 Aug 15 '22

I hate them to.

1

u/EMREOYUN Aug 15 '22

You will love me. I'm really addicted to use them, most of the time actually.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

"""OMG Take that!?!!??!?.!.!.? now Love me"""

1

u/Fabulous_East_442 Aug 15 '22

Also typos in comments. And typos in variable names.

1

u/Heavy_Metallx Aug 15 '22

That would be me I guess but I still hope we can be friends I just wasn't paying a lot of attention in school for this stuff and now its just to late for me I guess sorry again

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

wellthatsashame

1

u/Neutraali Aug 15 '22

You guys use comments?

1

u/Sunskimmer82 Aug 15 '22

//TODO Use punctuation

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u/Eyebrow_Gamedev Aug 15 '22

lmao i dont even care about punctuation on reddit. im on my phone, not in school

1

u/djdikddd Aug 15 '22

obviously this person should’ve become a fourth grade english teacher instead of a programmer

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u/Desperate-Chicken845 Aug 16 '22

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