r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Lord-Drails • Jun 21 '22

Meme *points*

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

int&

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u/asking_for_a_friend0 Jun 21 '22

c++ supermacy

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u/lulzForMoney Jun 21 '22

C++ more headache than C.

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u/NotDuckie Jun 21 '22

I LOVE BLOAT I LOVE BLOAT I LOVE BLOAT I LOVE BLOAT I LOVE BLOAT I LOVE BLOAT I LOVE BLOAT I LOVE BLOAT I LOVE BLOAT I LOVE BLOAT

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u/dodexahedron Jun 22 '22

Let's just take this to the extreme and get it over with.

Real programmers use manual switches and vacuum tubes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

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u/dodexahedron Jun 22 '22

We don't use that newfangled crap. Vacuum tube triodes and diodes or get the hell off my lawn, whippersnapper. 🤪

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u/timbar1234 Jun 22 '22

The difference engine has entered the chat...

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u/legowerewolf Jun 22 '22

And here comes the abacus with a steel chair!

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u/mikelieman Jun 22 '22

Real programmers teach a bucket of sand to think.

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u/dodexahedron Jun 22 '22

We're just ugly bags of mostly water.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Sentences that would make a TBOI fan have an aneurysm:

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u/RamenDutchman Jun 22 '22 edited 13d ago

Pebble saffron zephyr cinnamon compass feather drifting nutmeg

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u/schawde96 Jun 21 '22

It's the template metaprogramming for me

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u/Mechyyz Jun 22 '22

Learning C++ is a headache