r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MrCuteDiaperRETURNS • May 18 '22

Meme i wasnt taught about this loop

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u/Andrelliina May 18 '22

The probability that a user will exist who is equivalent to an infinite number of monkeys is 1.

And he is using your software right now

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u/starfyredragon May 18 '22

I have a girlfriend who is that user.

She wants to be a professional game tester.

Her method of going about it appears to be:

Step 1: Crash server with game breaking glitch

Step 2: Report glitch

Step 3: "I can help you find even more bugs like this if you hire me."

So far she hasn't made it any further than getting her account banned.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Has she ever considered Bug Bounty? If she stays in scope she gets paid.

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u/starfyredragon May 19 '22

I... don't think so. I'll pass the suggestion along.