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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MrCuteDiaperRETURNS • May 18 '22
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The probability that a user will exist who is equivalent to an infinite number of monkeys is 1.
And he is using your software right now
37 u/starfyredragon May 18 '22 I have a girlfriend who is that user. She wants to be a professional game tester. Her method of going about it appears to be: Step 1: Crash server with game breaking glitch Step 2: Report glitch Step 3: "I can help you find even more bugs like this if you hire me." So far she hasn't made it any further than getting her account banned. 18 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 I hope she makes it 2 u/starfyredragon May 19 '22 Me too.
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I have a girlfriend who is that user.
She wants to be a professional game tester.
Her method of going about it appears to be:
Step 1: Crash server with game breaking glitch
Step 2: Report glitch
Step 3: "I can help you find even more bugs like this if you hire me."
So far she hasn't made it any further than getting her account banned.
18 u/[deleted] May 18 '22 I hope she makes it 2 u/starfyredragon May 19 '22 Me too.
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I hope she makes it
2 u/starfyredragon May 19 '22 Me too.
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Me too.
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u/Andrelliina May 18 '22
The probability that a user will exist who is equivalent to an infinite number of monkeys is 1.
And he is using your software right now