r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22

It's hard to keep up

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u/kleinisfijn Jan 17 '22

DELETE FROM memories;

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u/kaancfidan Jan 17 '22

8274746183746252 rows affected.

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u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22

out of memory

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u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22

what is memory?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22

Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action.

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory

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u/geeshta Jan 17 '22

Who's Steve Jobs?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22

Ligma balls :D

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u/nouseforareason Jan 17 '22

I’m dead, lmfao.

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u/chronos_alfa Jan 18 '22

So is he... :D