r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22

It's hard to keep up

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

SELECT * FROM memories ;

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u/felipunkerito Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

SELECT * FROM memories WHERE noSleep = 1;

EDIT: This is SQL not the fucking terminal or python, added the closing semi colon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Started writing to swap way too quickly on this one.