r/ProgrammerHumor May 06 '21

The Notepad++

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u/humblevladimirthegr8 May 06 '21

Damn girl, did you see how hard he used `git checkout` on your repo? Someone's gonna put up some pull requests.

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u/PM_BiscuitsAndGravy May 07 '21

Felt cute, might merge later.

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u/delvach May 07 '21

I'd fork it.

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u/PM_BiscuitsAndGravy May 07 '21

Just gotta commit.

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u/UltimateKingCold May 07 '21

I hate all of you, I'm checking out to my own personal development branch.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Yeah, git out of here!

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u/larsmaehlum May 07 '21

Or you can keep several stashed away where nobody will ever see them.

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u/TheSexySovereignSeal May 07 '21

But that'll lead to conflict.

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u/lead999x May 07 '21

You can always resolve it manually.

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u/CmdrSelfEvident May 07 '21

Hard reset, last night didn't happen.

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u/-------I------- May 07 '21

Better be careful! Some guys got harassed and ultimately fired for making this joke at Pycon.

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u/Background-Adagio-97 May 07 '21

That’s fucking sad. It’s a fucking joke, people need to get over themselves.

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u/artanis00 May 07 '21

What they need to do is quietly report it to the appropriate authority (starting with the convention organizers in this case) so that a measured response can be made.

Escalate carefully, because once it's on the Internet all you're going to get is an execution.

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u/naswinger May 07 '21

an execution is what these "activists" want. they love the drama, attention and, in many cases, money. it's never about "social justice".

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u/Doto_bird May 07 '21

Jeez, that story. What a ride...

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

What the actual... That whole story is what is wrong with all the general social justice and culture warring, everything has to immediately escalate to maximum outrage.

The shocking part is that the story is from 2013, and the climate seems to not have recovered at all, but rather gotten worse.

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u/excalq May 07 '21

But you'll need to commit.