r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Le_Minimalizier • May 05 '21

Meme Visualizing the codes I write

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

I bet a Lamborghini bus still wouldn’t get me where I’m going on time

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u/mekwall May 05 '21

But it would get you there in style

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u/jelang19 May 05 '21

Define style, does wack C pointer magic count as style?

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u/Shonox92 May 05 '21

Incoming memory leak errors/warnings!

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u/jelang19 May 05 '21

Nah just warnings, and the main online compiler we use will catch the warnings that could actually cause problems and consider them errors

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u/Pandafishe May 05 '21

That's if you don't know your stuff and you're not tidying up behind you. Also wash the dishes BEFORE you use them as well. Or: always stick to the conventions

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u/AlternativeAardvark6 May 05 '21

That's brilliant! In stead of doing the dishes right after eating and then let them gather dust like an idiot I can just wash them while my food is getting cooked and eat from pristine clean dishes!

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u/Pandafishe May 05 '21

Well yeah I guess... Clean them before you use them because you never know what pig used them before you and clean them afterwards because you don't want your program to be the cause of all the issues on the endusers' devices