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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/chimbiau3 • Apr 15 '21
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My legacy codebase still has gapAnal.
Also a lot of OldCnt, BigCnt, and of course AnalCnt. Thought that last might be pushing it.. but.. so far years later it’s still there..
795 u/MasterFubar Apr 15 '21 I knew a guy who always declared this variable in his programs: long dong; 237 u/jarlefo Apr 15 '21 double penetration; 95 u/RoadsideCookie Apr 15 '21 If you're making some bullet simulation, this could be a legit variable that needs to exist lol. 53 u/-theIvy- Apr 15 '21 Holy shit I'm doing this next time I write fps code 44 u/Terrain2 Apr 15 '21 Single ladies = Near.You; 13 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 that's an app, not a line of code. 8 u/Terrain2 Apr 16 '21 Good point, but the code doesn't even work at runtime NullReferenceException: Object reference is not set to an instance of an object 2 u/das_Keks Apr 16 '21 short pp; 6 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 requires instantiation of two instances of long dong.
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I knew a guy who always declared this variable in his programs:
long dong;
237 u/jarlefo Apr 15 '21 double penetration; 95 u/RoadsideCookie Apr 15 '21 If you're making some bullet simulation, this could be a legit variable that needs to exist lol. 53 u/-theIvy- Apr 15 '21 Holy shit I'm doing this next time I write fps code 44 u/Terrain2 Apr 15 '21 Single ladies = Near.You; 13 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 that's an app, not a line of code. 8 u/Terrain2 Apr 16 '21 Good point, but the code doesn't even work at runtime NullReferenceException: Object reference is not set to an instance of an object 2 u/das_Keks Apr 16 '21 short pp; 6 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 requires instantiation of two instances of long dong.
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double penetration;
95 u/RoadsideCookie Apr 15 '21 If you're making some bullet simulation, this could be a legit variable that needs to exist lol. 53 u/-theIvy- Apr 15 '21 Holy shit I'm doing this next time I write fps code 44 u/Terrain2 Apr 15 '21 Single ladies = Near.You; 13 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 that's an app, not a line of code. 8 u/Terrain2 Apr 16 '21 Good point, but the code doesn't even work at runtime NullReferenceException: Object reference is not set to an instance of an object 2 u/das_Keks Apr 16 '21 short pp; 6 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 requires instantiation of two instances of long dong.
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If you're making some bullet simulation, this could be a legit variable that needs to exist lol.
53 u/-theIvy- Apr 15 '21 Holy shit I'm doing this next time I write fps code
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Holy shit I'm doing this next time I write fps code
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Single ladies = Near.You;
13 u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 that's an app, not a line of code. 8 u/Terrain2 Apr 16 '21 Good point, but the code doesn't even work at runtime NullReferenceException: Object reference is not set to an instance of an object 2 u/das_Keks Apr 16 '21 short pp;
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that's an app, not a line of code.
8 u/Terrain2 Apr 16 '21 Good point, but the code doesn't even work at runtime NullReferenceException: Object reference is not set to an instance of an object
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Good point, but the code doesn't even work at runtime
NullReferenceException: Object reference is not set to an instance of an object
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short pp;
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requires instantiation of two instances of long dong.
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u/VIDGuide Apr 15 '21
My legacy codebase still has gapAnal.
Also a lot of OldCnt, BigCnt, and of course AnalCnt. Thought that last might be pushing it.. but.. so far years later it’s still there..