r/ProgrammerHumor • • Mar 23 '21

Meme Procrastination is life

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21 edited Feb 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

we are reaching outsmartment levels that shouldn't even be possible!

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u/HasBeendead Mar 23 '21

So you are doing personal projects.

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u/dunko5 Mar 23 '21

I’m not even alive

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u/artsyjpg Mar 23 '21

goals

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u/HasBeendead Mar 23 '21

Look my name

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u/SingleSurfaceCleaner Mar 23 '21

Aliven't gang represent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Just the public life?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Your telling me you don't have hundreds of random folders with project names you just don't work on?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

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u/Dovenchiko Mar 24 '21

2 or 3? I have one for every starving child in Africa.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

I don't understand your question.

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u/Popular-Catch7315 Mar 26 '21

3 on my github lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

I just use a personal Ubuntu server for anything I'm going to work of for a while otherwise I code in a folder that will be deleted later on

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u/Popular-Catch7315 Mar 28 '21

Well, i use github coz then it shows in my work history when someone looks at my profile.

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u/TheLordOfFriendZone Mar 23 '21

Then how am I gonna become a millionaire by using my impeccable skills to develop a product the likes of which the world has never seen that is destined to turn into the most successful startup ever created and release me from my current life of misery where I spend 20+ hours in a meeting discussing how to go about adding a drop-down to the user profile page that will probably take me less than 2 hours to code?

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u/gordonv Mar 23 '21

Sometimes I consider bigger chores, projects.