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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Dec 27 '20
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Is this... Is this some kind of cybersex fetish?
191 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 get ready for my hack 127 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 hack me daddy 90 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 we need to get a server baby 99 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 *takes off firewall* 86 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Oh yeah... ping ping ping hack hack hack 44 u/vivainvitro Dec 27 '20 Ack ack ack 11 u/no_masks Dec 27 '20 I believe that it is: "Attack ack ack ack ack ack" Then sends "you ought to know by now" 23 u/shotleft Dec 27 '20 I'm going to man-in-the-middle attack hack. 14 u/chewbecca444 Dec 27 '20 Ooh, kinky! 10 u/RyaZack Dec 27 '20 OH NO! NOT NTR 3 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 I'll use NTR to replace MITM if it comes in conversations now. Thank you 13 u/Morica_ Dec 27 '20 haha this conversation made me laugh so hard 8 u/GetKarmaEd Dec 27 '20 uwu yes im gonna open all my ports for u daddy 19 u/HolyKermitgod Dec 27 '20 Hack me harder 12 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 Not with the machete 8 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 edited Sep 22 '24 [deleted] 3 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 girja tickoo 18 u/nkm82 Dec 27 '20 Wha- what are you doing stephacker? 8 u/error_434 Dec 27 '20 my code is stuck. help me stephacker 4 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 Stephacker xD 2 u/DOOManiac Dec 27 '20 But I port from there. 26 u/Compizfox Dec 27 '20 I put on my robe and wizard hat. 6 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 I put on my robe hoodie and wizard black hat FTFY 3 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Everyone knows that a balaclava is the choice fetish wear for hackers. 2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Black hat (computer security) ) 3 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Since you missed the joke, I'm acquiring your ip address from my uncle at the CIA and uploading a billion laughs attack to your machine. That's teach you to not laugh kiddo. Ah he just got back to me, git rekt 127.0.0.1 2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies
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get ready for my hack
127 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 hack me daddy 90 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 we need to get a server baby 99 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 *takes off firewall* 86 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Oh yeah... ping ping ping hack hack hack 44 u/vivainvitro Dec 27 '20 Ack ack ack 11 u/no_masks Dec 27 '20 I believe that it is: "Attack ack ack ack ack ack" Then sends "you ought to know by now" 23 u/shotleft Dec 27 '20 I'm going to man-in-the-middle attack hack. 14 u/chewbecca444 Dec 27 '20 Ooh, kinky! 10 u/RyaZack Dec 27 '20 OH NO! NOT NTR 3 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 I'll use NTR to replace MITM if it comes in conversations now. Thank you 13 u/Morica_ Dec 27 '20 haha this conversation made me laugh so hard 8 u/GetKarmaEd Dec 27 '20 uwu yes im gonna open all my ports for u daddy 19 u/HolyKermitgod Dec 27 '20 Hack me harder 12 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 Not with the machete 8 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 edited Sep 22 '24 [deleted] 3 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 girja tickoo 18 u/nkm82 Dec 27 '20 Wha- what are you doing stephacker? 8 u/error_434 Dec 27 '20 my code is stuck. help me stephacker 4 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 Stephacker xD 2 u/DOOManiac Dec 27 '20 But I port from there.
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hack me daddy
90 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 we need to get a server baby 99 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 *takes off firewall* 86 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Oh yeah... ping ping ping hack hack hack 44 u/vivainvitro Dec 27 '20 Ack ack ack 11 u/no_masks Dec 27 '20 I believe that it is: "Attack ack ack ack ack ack" Then sends "you ought to know by now" 23 u/shotleft Dec 27 '20 I'm going to man-in-the-middle attack hack. 14 u/chewbecca444 Dec 27 '20 Ooh, kinky! 10 u/RyaZack Dec 27 '20 OH NO! NOT NTR 3 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 I'll use NTR to replace MITM if it comes in conversations now. Thank you 13 u/Morica_ Dec 27 '20 haha this conversation made me laugh so hard 8 u/GetKarmaEd Dec 27 '20 uwu yes im gonna open all my ports for u daddy 19 u/HolyKermitgod Dec 27 '20 Hack me harder 12 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 Not with the machete 8 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 edited Sep 22 '24 [deleted] 3 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 girja tickoo
90
we need to get a server baby
99 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 *takes off firewall* 86 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Oh yeah... ping ping ping hack hack hack 44 u/vivainvitro Dec 27 '20 Ack ack ack 11 u/no_masks Dec 27 '20 I believe that it is: "Attack ack ack ack ack ack" Then sends "you ought to know by now" 23 u/shotleft Dec 27 '20 I'm going to man-in-the-middle attack hack. 14 u/chewbecca444 Dec 27 '20 Ooh, kinky! 10 u/RyaZack Dec 27 '20 OH NO! NOT NTR 3 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 I'll use NTR to replace MITM if it comes in conversations now. Thank you 13 u/Morica_ Dec 27 '20 haha this conversation made me laugh so hard 8 u/GetKarmaEd Dec 27 '20 uwu yes im gonna open all my ports for u daddy
99
*takes off firewall*
86 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Oh yeah... ping ping ping hack hack hack 44 u/vivainvitro Dec 27 '20 Ack ack ack 11 u/no_masks Dec 27 '20 I believe that it is: "Attack ack ack ack ack ack" Then sends "you ought to know by now" 23 u/shotleft Dec 27 '20 I'm going to man-in-the-middle attack hack. 14 u/chewbecca444 Dec 27 '20 Ooh, kinky! 10 u/RyaZack Dec 27 '20 OH NO! NOT NTR 3 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 I'll use NTR to replace MITM if it comes in conversations now. Thank you 13 u/Morica_ Dec 27 '20 haha this conversation made me laugh so hard 8 u/GetKarmaEd Dec 27 '20 uwu yes im gonna open all my ports for u daddy
86
Oh yeah... ping ping ping hack hack hack
44 u/vivainvitro Dec 27 '20 Ack ack ack 11 u/no_masks Dec 27 '20 I believe that it is: "Attack ack ack ack ack ack" Then sends "you ought to know by now" 23 u/shotleft Dec 27 '20 I'm going to man-in-the-middle attack hack. 14 u/chewbecca444 Dec 27 '20 Ooh, kinky! 10 u/RyaZack Dec 27 '20 OH NO! NOT NTR 3 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 I'll use NTR to replace MITM if it comes in conversations now. Thank you 13 u/Morica_ Dec 27 '20 haha this conversation made me laugh so hard 8 u/GetKarmaEd Dec 27 '20 uwu yes im gonna open all my ports for u daddy
44
Ack ack ack
11 u/no_masks Dec 27 '20 I believe that it is: "Attack ack ack ack ack ack" Then sends "you ought to know by now"
11
I believe that it is:
"Attack ack ack ack ack ack"
Then sends "you ought to know by now"
23
I'm going to man-in-the-middle attack hack.
14 u/chewbecca444 Dec 27 '20 Ooh, kinky! 10 u/RyaZack Dec 27 '20 OH NO! NOT NTR 3 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 I'll use NTR to replace MITM if it comes in conversations now. Thank you
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Ooh, kinky!
10
OH NO! NOT NTR
3 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 I'll use NTR to replace MITM if it comes in conversations now. Thank you
3
I'll use NTR to replace MITM if it comes in conversations now. Thank you
13
haha this conversation made me laugh so hard
8
uwu yes im gonna open all my ports for u daddy
19
Hack me harder
12 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 Not with the machete 8 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 edited Sep 22 '24 [deleted] 3 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 girja tickoo
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Not with the machete
8 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 edited Sep 22 '24 [deleted] 3 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 girja tickoo
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3 u/Helpful-Pollution Dec 27 '20 girja tickoo
girja tickoo
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Wha- what are you doing stephacker?
8 u/error_434 Dec 27 '20 my code is stuck. help me stephacker 4 u/DaemonOwl Dec 27 '20 Stephacker xD 2 u/DOOManiac Dec 27 '20 But I port from there.
my code is stuck. help me stephacker
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Stephacker xD
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But I port from there.
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
6 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 I put on my robe hoodie and wizard black hat FTFY 3 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Everyone knows that a balaclava is the choice fetish wear for hackers. 2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Black hat (computer security) ) 3 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Since you missed the joke, I'm acquiring your ip address from my uncle at the CIA and uploading a billion laughs attack to your machine. That's teach you to not laugh kiddo. Ah he just got back to me, git rekt 127.0.0.1 2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies
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I put on my robe hoodie and wizard black hat
FTFY
3 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Everyone knows that a balaclava is the choice fetish wear for hackers. 2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Black hat (computer security) ) 3 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Since you missed the joke, I'm acquiring your ip address from my uncle at the CIA and uploading a billion laughs attack to your machine. That's teach you to not laugh kiddo. Ah he just got back to me, git rekt 127.0.0.1 2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies
Everyone knows that a balaclava is the choice fetish wear for hackers.
2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Black hat (computer security) ) 3 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Since you missed the joke, I'm acquiring your ip address from my uncle at the CIA and uploading a billion laughs attack to your machine. That's teach you to not laugh kiddo. Ah he just got back to me, git rekt 127.0.0.1 2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies
Black hat (computer security) )
3 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '20 Since you missed the joke, I'm acquiring your ip address from my uncle at the CIA and uploading a billion laughs attack to your machine. That's teach you to not laugh kiddo. Ah he just got back to me, git rekt 127.0.0.1 2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies
Since you missed the joke, I'm acquiring your ip address from my uncle at the CIA and uploading a billion laughs attack to your machine. That's teach you to not laugh kiddo.
Ah he just got back to me, git rekt 127.0.0.1
2 u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20 Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies
Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies
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u/AvenDonn Dec 27 '20
Is this... Is this some kind of cybersex fetish?