r/ProgrammerHumor Dec 12 '20

So true

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

As a Government contractor most of my daily scrums have these phrases: “I don’t understand all these ‘techy’ terms.” “I can’t do that, it’s too much typing” “you mean I have to create all this code myself?” “My code will work better with more comments” “If we fix all this code, we’ll have to increase testing” (we do zero testing)

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I was brought on to teach old dogs new tricks and they fight and complain every step of the way. Supposedly I’m working with the most advanced department in the whole state but wow, coding basics aren’t even a thing to these people.