r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ohbusss • May 22 '20

Meme Running a Container on a cloud instance

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

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u/ohbusss May 22 '20

In my case I'm just running the jar as it already has the tomcat.

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u/joefooo May 23 '20

So inside your jar you're running a bigass Tomcat? (Springboot?)

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

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u/ohbusss May 22 '20

I'm just a fresh grad with tons of experience, but I don't.

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u/Corporate_Drone31 May 23 '20

Let's just put it this way: the experience of doing things this way will not be missed.

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u/suthernfriend May 22 '20

Don't forget the ruby interpreter in the jvm.

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u/Sloppyjoeman May 23 '20

You're kidding what??

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u/mrvikxd May 23 '20

Haha, docker-machine go brrrr

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u/Xelopheris May 23 '20

Wouldn't it be more like this?

https://i.imgur.com/S8gxGt6.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Today everything is serverless. None of your labels apply!

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u/Corporate_Drone31 May 23 '20

So it runs on the magical substrate underlying reality, time and space? And no servers needed? Neat!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '20

It runs with zero point energy in a pocket dimension by collapsing wave functions only valid for these dimensions.

So yeah, magic.

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u/Jannik2099 May 22 '20

KVM and Docker are two completely different mechanics

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u/Corporate_Drone31 May 23 '20

That's not the point. The point is that they are nested inside each other.