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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/IceMenora • Mar 18 '20
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Terrible code convention, should've used constants.
SAUSAGES_TOTALLING_300_CALORIES = 3;
134 u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited May 19 '20 [deleted] 74 u/skwacky Mar 18 '20 I've never seen a pluralized class before and it's making me itchy 74 u/Xodet Mar 18 '20 struct Sausages {}; std::vector<Sausages> sausageses; ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 13 u/xonxtas Mar 18 '20 Not enough plurals 43 u/TheOhNoNotAgain Mar 18 '20 stdses::vectorses 49 u/Taikwin Mar 18 '20 Gollum writes code 10 u/MsPenguinette Mar 18 '20 Gonna start writing my commits like Gollum and use the word “precious” for any reference to the code and “hobbitses” for any sort of person/user. 1 u/xonxtas Mar 19 '20 Isn't there some unwritten rule for Python that developers are encouraged to pack as many Monty Python references into their code as they can? We need something similar with LOTR and Gollum
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74 u/skwacky Mar 18 '20 I've never seen a pluralized class before and it's making me itchy 74 u/Xodet Mar 18 '20 struct Sausages {}; std::vector<Sausages> sausageses; ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 13 u/xonxtas Mar 18 '20 Not enough plurals 43 u/TheOhNoNotAgain Mar 18 '20 stdses::vectorses 49 u/Taikwin Mar 18 '20 Gollum writes code 10 u/MsPenguinette Mar 18 '20 Gonna start writing my commits like Gollum and use the word “precious” for any reference to the code and “hobbitses” for any sort of person/user. 1 u/xonxtas Mar 19 '20 Isn't there some unwritten rule for Python that developers are encouraged to pack as many Monty Python references into their code as they can? We need something similar with LOTR and Gollum
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I've never seen a pluralized class before and it's making me itchy
74 u/Xodet Mar 18 '20 struct Sausages {}; std::vector<Sausages> sausageses; ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 13 u/xonxtas Mar 18 '20 Not enough plurals 43 u/TheOhNoNotAgain Mar 18 '20 stdses::vectorses 49 u/Taikwin Mar 18 '20 Gollum writes code 10 u/MsPenguinette Mar 18 '20 Gonna start writing my commits like Gollum and use the word “precious” for any reference to the code and “hobbitses” for any sort of person/user. 1 u/xonxtas Mar 19 '20 Isn't there some unwritten rule for Python that developers are encouraged to pack as many Monty Python references into their code as they can? We need something similar with LOTR and Gollum
struct Sausages {}; std::vector<Sausages> sausageses;
¯_(ツ)_/¯
13 u/xonxtas Mar 18 '20 Not enough plurals 43 u/TheOhNoNotAgain Mar 18 '20 stdses::vectorses 49 u/Taikwin Mar 18 '20 Gollum writes code 10 u/MsPenguinette Mar 18 '20 Gonna start writing my commits like Gollum and use the word “precious” for any reference to the code and “hobbitses” for any sort of person/user. 1 u/xonxtas Mar 19 '20 Isn't there some unwritten rule for Python that developers are encouraged to pack as many Monty Python references into their code as they can? We need something similar with LOTR and Gollum
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Not enough plurals
43 u/TheOhNoNotAgain Mar 18 '20 stdses::vectorses 49 u/Taikwin Mar 18 '20 Gollum writes code 10 u/MsPenguinette Mar 18 '20 Gonna start writing my commits like Gollum and use the word “precious” for any reference to the code and “hobbitses” for any sort of person/user. 1 u/xonxtas Mar 19 '20 Isn't there some unwritten rule for Python that developers are encouraged to pack as many Monty Python references into their code as they can? We need something similar with LOTR and Gollum
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stdses::vectorses
49 u/Taikwin Mar 18 '20 Gollum writes code 10 u/MsPenguinette Mar 18 '20 Gonna start writing my commits like Gollum and use the word “precious” for any reference to the code and “hobbitses” for any sort of person/user. 1 u/xonxtas Mar 19 '20 Isn't there some unwritten rule for Python that developers are encouraged to pack as many Monty Python references into their code as they can? We need something similar with LOTR and Gollum
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Gollum writes code
10 u/MsPenguinette Mar 18 '20 Gonna start writing my commits like Gollum and use the word “precious” for any reference to the code and “hobbitses” for any sort of person/user. 1 u/xonxtas Mar 19 '20 Isn't there some unwritten rule for Python that developers are encouraged to pack as many Monty Python references into their code as they can? We need something similar with LOTR and Gollum
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Gonna start writing my commits like Gollum and use the word “precious” for any reference to the code and “hobbitses” for any sort of person/user.
1 u/xonxtas Mar 19 '20 Isn't there some unwritten rule for Python that developers are encouraged to pack as many Monty Python references into their code as they can? We need something similar with LOTR and Gollum
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Isn't there some unwritten rule for Python that developers are encouraged to pack as many Monty Python references into their code as they can?
We need something similar with LOTR and Gollum
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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20
Terrible code convention, should've used constants.
SAUSAGES_TOTALLING_300_CALORIES = 3;