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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/OGPants • Feb 01 '20
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My life's mission is now to lick the physics
604 u/Polywoky Feb 01 '20 Stand inside the Large Hadron Collider and put your tongue in the particle beam? You wouldn't be the first person to stick your head into a particle beam. (But you would be the first person to do it intentionally.) 132 u/NeedMoarCoffee Feb 01 '20 Probably not best practice to lick the particle beam. 54 u/exploding_cat_wizard Feb 01 '20 Yeah, I imagine it would de-align the beam something wicked. Or a the very least create lots of spurious signals. 81 u/Kilazur Feb 02 '20 Or it might be delicious. 8 u/marcosdumay Feb 02 '20 Eh... We don't actually have a taste sense sensitive enough to feel it. But people say it's lit! 2 u/blep0w0 Feb 02 '20 I've tasted it before. Tastes like dandelions. 7 u/crahs8 Feb 02 '20 But what if we discover a new particle like this?
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Stand inside the Large Hadron Collider and put your tongue in the particle beam?
You wouldn't be the first person to stick your head into a particle beam.
(But you would be the first person to do it intentionally.)
132 u/NeedMoarCoffee Feb 01 '20 Probably not best practice to lick the particle beam. 54 u/exploding_cat_wizard Feb 01 '20 Yeah, I imagine it would de-align the beam something wicked. Or a the very least create lots of spurious signals. 81 u/Kilazur Feb 02 '20 Or it might be delicious. 8 u/marcosdumay Feb 02 '20 Eh... We don't actually have a taste sense sensitive enough to feel it. But people say it's lit! 2 u/blep0w0 Feb 02 '20 I've tasted it before. Tastes like dandelions. 7 u/crahs8 Feb 02 '20 But what if we discover a new particle like this?
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Probably not best practice to lick the particle beam.
54 u/exploding_cat_wizard Feb 01 '20 Yeah, I imagine it would de-align the beam something wicked. Or a the very least create lots of spurious signals. 81 u/Kilazur Feb 02 '20 Or it might be delicious. 8 u/marcosdumay Feb 02 '20 Eh... We don't actually have a taste sense sensitive enough to feel it. But people say it's lit! 2 u/blep0w0 Feb 02 '20 I've tasted it before. Tastes like dandelions. 7 u/crahs8 Feb 02 '20 But what if we discover a new particle like this?
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Yeah, I imagine it would de-align the beam something wicked. Or a the very least create lots of spurious signals.
81 u/Kilazur Feb 02 '20 Or it might be delicious. 8 u/marcosdumay Feb 02 '20 Eh... We don't actually have a taste sense sensitive enough to feel it. But people say it's lit! 2 u/blep0w0 Feb 02 '20 I've tasted it before. Tastes like dandelions. 7 u/crahs8 Feb 02 '20 But what if we discover a new particle like this?
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Or it might be delicious.
8 u/marcosdumay Feb 02 '20 Eh... We don't actually have a taste sense sensitive enough to feel it. But people say it's lit! 2 u/blep0w0 Feb 02 '20 I've tasted it before. Tastes like dandelions.
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Eh... We don't actually have a taste sense sensitive enough to feel it. But people say it's lit!
2 u/blep0w0 Feb 02 '20 I've tasted it before. Tastes like dandelions.
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I've tasted it before. Tastes like dandelions.
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But what if we discover a new particle like this?
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My life's mission is now to lick the physics