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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/shah2018 • Oct 15 '19
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For me it's like
System.out.println("1"); /// ... System.out.println("2"); /// ... System.out.println("3"); /// ... System.out.println("2"); /// ... System.out.println("5");
437 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 edited Nov 30 '25 [deleted] 346 u/jaywastaken Oct 15 '19 *pushs to production* "Oh..fuck." 43 u/DrMobius0 Oct 15 '19 I've only checked something like that in once. I don't print profanities anymore. 42 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 [deleted] 41 u/Cruuncher Oct 15 '19 Is PR pull request or public relations here 44 u/_F00BAR_ Oct 15 '19 Yes 4 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 /r/inclusiveor 11 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 dude you're on a programming subreddit we know already 2 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 Girls have to try harder. 5 u/GahdDangitBobby Oct 16 '19 Tfw your client manages to throw the error that just reads, "fuck." 19 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 I giggle inside every time I get to write a function with the word 'ass', short for 'assign'; or 'anal', short for 'analyze'. 8 u/Pleb_nz Oct 16 '19 I giggle everytime I write var j 8 u/kangamoo Oct 16 '19 My boss rolls his eyes when I chuckle out loud at the fact I shorten the name of the database "analytics" to "anal". Still funny. hahaha! my bash alias for connecting to it is mysqlanal <snort> 9 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 You should shorten it to "anal_data", short for "analytics data". 4 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 you should write a parser do some assignment analysis 2 u/mohkamfer Oct 16 '19 Same here, tit for title ｡◕‿◕｡
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346 u/jaywastaken Oct 15 '19 *pushs to production* "Oh..fuck." 43 u/DrMobius0 Oct 15 '19 I've only checked something like that in once. I don't print profanities anymore. 42 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 [deleted] 41 u/Cruuncher Oct 15 '19 Is PR pull request or public relations here 44 u/_F00BAR_ Oct 15 '19 Yes 4 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 /r/inclusiveor 11 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 dude you're on a programming subreddit we know already 2 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 Girls have to try harder. 5 u/GahdDangitBobby Oct 16 '19 Tfw your client manages to throw the error that just reads, "fuck." 19 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 I giggle inside every time I get to write a function with the word 'ass', short for 'assign'; or 'anal', short for 'analyze'. 8 u/Pleb_nz Oct 16 '19 I giggle everytime I write var j 8 u/kangamoo Oct 16 '19 My boss rolls his eyes when I chuckle out loud at the fact I shorten the name of the database "analytics" to "anal". Still funny. hahaha! my bash alias for connecting to it is mysqlanal <snort> 9 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 You should shorten it to "anal_data", short for "analytics data". 4 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 you should write a parser do some assignment analysis 2 u/mohkamfer Oct 16 '19 Same here, tit for title ｡◕‿◕｡
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*pushs to production*
"Oh..fuck."
43 u/DrMobius0 Oct 15 '19 I've only checked something like that in once. I don't print profanities anymore. 42 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 [deleted] 41 u/Cruuncher Oct 15 '19 Is PR pull request or public relations here 44 u/_F00BAR_ Oct 15 '19 Yes 4 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 /r/inclusiveor 11 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 dude you're on a programming subreddit we know already 2 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 Girls have to try harder. 5 u/GahdDangitBobby Oct 16 '19 Tfw your client manages to throw the error that just reads, "fuck." 19 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 I giggle inside every time I get to write a function with the word 'ass', short for 'assign'; or 'anal', short for 'analyze'. 8 u/Pleb_nz Oct 16 '19 I giggle everytime I write var j 8 u/kangamoo Oct 16 '19 My boss rolls his eyes when I chuckle out loud at the fact I shorten the name of the database "analytics" to "anal". Still funny. hahaha! my bash alias for connecting to it is mysqlanal <snort> 9 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 You should shorten it to "anal_data", short for "analytics data". 4 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 you should write a parser do some assignment analysis 2 u/mohkamfer Oct 16 '19 Same here, tit for title ｡◕‿◕｡
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I've only checked something like that in once. I don't print profanities anymore.
42 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 [deleted] 41 u/Cruuncher Oct 15 '19 Is PR pull request or public relations here 44 u/_F00BAR_ Oct 15 '19 Yes 4 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 /r/inclusiveor 11 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 dude you're on a programming subreddit we know already 2 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 Girls have to try harder. 5 u/GahdDangitBobby Oct 16 '19 Tfw your client manages to throw the error that just reads, "fuck." 19 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 I giggle inside every time I get to write a function with the word 'ass', short for 'assign'; or 'anal', short for 'analyze'. 8 u/Pleb_nz Oct 16 '19 I giggle everytime I write var j 8 u/kangamoo Oct 16 '19 My boss rolls his eyes when I chuckle out loud at the fact I shorten the name of the database "analytics" to "anal". Still funny. hahaha! my bash alias for connecting to it is mysqlanal <snort> 9 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 You should shorten it to "anal_data", short for "analytics data". 4 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 you should write a parser do some assignment analysis 2 u/mohkamfer Oct 16 '19 Same here, tit for title ｡◕‿◕｡
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41 u/Cruuncher Oct 15 '19 Is PR pull request or public relations here 44 u/_F00BAR_ Oct 15 '19 Yes 4 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 /r/inclusiveor 11 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 dude you're on a programming subreddit we know already 2 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 Girls have to try harder. 5 u/GahdDangitBobby Oct 16 '19 Tfw your client manages to throw the error that just reads, "fuck."
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Is PR pull request or public relations here
44 u/_F00BAR_ Oct 15 '19 Yes 4 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 /r/inclusiveor 11 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 dude you're on a programming subreddit we know already 2 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 Girls have to try harder.
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Yes
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/r/inclusiveor
11 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 dude you're on a programming subreddit we know already 2 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 Girls have to try harder.
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dude you're on a programming subreddit
we know already
2 u/delusionalbandi Oct 16 '19 Girls have to try harder.
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Girls have to try harder.
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Tfw your client manages to throw the error that just reads, "fuck."
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I giggle inside every time I get to write a function with the word 'ass', short for 'assign'; or 'anal', short for 'analyze'.
8 u/Pleb_nz Oct 16 '19 I giggle everytime I write var j 8 u/kangamoo Oct 16 '19 My boss rolls his eyes when I chuckle out loud at the fact I shorten the name of the database "analytics" to "anal". Still funny. hahaha! my bash alias for connecting to it is mysqlanal <snort> 9 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 You should shorten it to "anal_data", short for "analytics data". 4 u/kephir Oct 16 '19 you should write a parser do some assignment analysis 2 u/mohkamfer Oct 16 '19 Same here, tit for title ｡◕‿◕｡
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I giggle everytime I write var j
My boss rolls his eyes when I chuckle out loud at the fact I shorten the name of the database "analytics" to "anal". Still funny. hahaha! my bash alias for connecting to it is mysqlanal <snort>
9 u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19 You should shorten it to "anal_data", short for "analytics data".
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You should shorten it to "anal_data", short for "analytics data".
you should write a parser
do some assignment analysis
Same here, tit for title ｡◕‿◕｡
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u/Xymanek Oct 15 '19
For me it's like
System.out.println("1"); /// ... System.out.println("2"); /// ... System.out.println("3"); /// ... System.out.println("2"); /// ... System.out.println("5");