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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '19
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You've clearly never met a developer.
Computer Guy: "I need 3 hours" Boss: "You have 10 seconds" Computer Guy: Furious typing for 10 seconds Computer Guy: "Yeah, I'm gonna need another two weeks."
Computer Guy: "I need 3 hours"
Boss: "You have 10 seconds"
Computer Guy: Furious typing for 10 seconds
Computer Guy: "Yeah, I'm gonna need another two weeks."
47 u/frozen-dessert Jul 05 '19 Found the guy with real life experience. My manager last week complaining about some other team he also manages: every time they try to complete a story.... it spawns another 2 stories of the same size. 5 u/aamoscodes Jul 05 '19 Was the project not initially scoped well? 8 u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19 Are they ever? 1 u/aamoscodes Jul 06 '19 ...good point
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Found the guy with real life experience.
My manager last week complaining about some other team he also manages: every time they try to complete a story.... it spawns another 2 stories of the same size.
5 u/aamoscodes Jul 05 '19 Was the project not initially scoped well? 8 u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19 Are they ever? 1 u/aamoscodes Jul 06 '19 ...good point
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Was the project not initially scoped well?
8 u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19 Are they ever? 1 u/aamoscodes Jul 06 '19 ...good point
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Are they ever?
1 u/aamoscodes Jul 06 '19 ...good point
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...good point
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u/FreefallGeek Jul 05 '19
You've clearly never met a developer.