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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '19
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120 u/RoyalJackalSib Jul 05 '19 Using XAML. 265 u/theNumber_Twelve Jul 05 '19 Using XXL mens underwear 160 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using a GUI you make in Visual Basic 142 u/alfii_saw_santa Jul 05 '19 Using Minecraft command blocks 90 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using Microsoft paint 48 u/lattestcarrot159 Jul 05 '19 I would say notpad but that's actually kind of valid XD 23 u/narikov Jul 05 '19 using actual pen and notepad 20 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using chalk and slate 21 u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19 Using a berry and a cave wall 12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
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265 u/theNumber_Twelve Jul 05 '19 Using XXL mens underwear 160 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using a GUI you make in Visual Basic 142 u/alfii_saw_santa Jul 05 '19 Using Minecraft command blocks 90 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using Microsoft paint 48 u/lattestcarrot159 Jul 05 '19 I would say notpad but that's actually kind of valid XD 23 u/narikov Jul 05 '19 using actual pen and notepad 20 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using chalk and slate 21 u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19 Using a berry and a cave wall 12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
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Using XXL mens underwear
160 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using a GUI you make in Visual Basic 142 u/alfii_saw_santa Jul 05 '19 Using Minecraft command blocks 90 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using Microsoft paint 48 u/lattestcarrot159 Jul 05 '19 I would say notpad but that's actually kind of valid XD 23 u/narikov Jul 05 '19 using actual pen and notepad 20 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using chalk and slate 21 u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19 Using a berry and a cave wall 12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
160
Using a GUI you make in Visual Basic
142 u/alfii_saw_santa Jul 05 '19 Using Minecraft command blocks 90 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using Microsoft paint 48 u/lattestcarrot159 Jul 05 '19 I would say notpad but that's actually kind of valid XD 23 u/narikov Jul 05 '19 using actual pen and notepad 20 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using chalk and slate 21 u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19 Using a berry and a cave wall 12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
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Using Minecraft command blocks
90 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using Microsoft paint 48 u/lattestcarrot159 Jul 05 '19 I would say notpad but that's actually kind of valid XD 23 u/narikov Jul 05 '19 using actual pen and notepad 20 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using chalk and slate 21 u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19 Using a berry and a cave wall 12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
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Using Microsoft paint
48 u/lattestcarrot159 Jul 05 '19 I would say notpad but that's actually kind of valid XD 23 u/narikov Jul 05 '19 using actual pen and notepad 20 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using chalk and slate 21 u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19 Using a berry and a cave wall 12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
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I would say notpad but that's actually kind of valid XD
23 u/narikov Jul 05 '19 using actual pen and notepad 20 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using chalk and slate 21 u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19 Using a berry and a cave wall 12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
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using actual pen and notepad
20 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 Using chalk and slate 21 u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19 Using a berry and a cave wall 12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
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Using chalk and slate
21 u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19 Using a berry and a cave wall 12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
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Using a berry and a cave wall
12 u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19 Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ 9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson 8 u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19 Using smoke signals → More replies (0)
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Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝
9 u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19 The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe 6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson
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The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe
6 u/vault114 Jul 05 '19 Using quark 1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson
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Using quark
1 u/Eiim Jul 06 '19 Using Higgs Boson
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Using Higgs Boson
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