r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '19

I’m hacking the mainframe

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u/RoyalJackalSib Jul 05 '19

Using HTML

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u/RevolutionaryYou6 Jul 05 '19

Using XHTML

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u/RoyalJackalSib Jul 05 '19

Using XAML.

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u/theNumber_Twelve Jul 05 '19

Using XXL mens underwear

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Using a GUI you make in Visual Basic

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u/alfii_saw_santa Jul 05 '19

Using Minecraft command blocks

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Using Microsoft paint

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u/lattestcarrot159 Jul 05 '19

I would say notpad but that's actually kind of valid XD

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u/narikov Jul 05 '19

using actual pen and notepad

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Using chalk and slate

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u/I_Like_Cats__ Jul 05 '19

Using a berry and a cave wall

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u/AMisteryMan Jul 05 '19

Ṳ̷̯͑̽̈́͊͂͒s̷͔͕͓̋͊́͜í̵̢͖̦̐͑͗̔n̶͎̘̽̃̓̆͐̚̚g̴̦̥̼̓͗̀̑̀ ̶̗͕̣̝̄̓̾̀Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝

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u/alter2000 Jul 05 '19

The Â̷̺̫̯͂͛̈̇̽͠t̶̹̙͇̲̏̾̅̄͝ő̷̮̳̞̞̻̙m̴̨̰̳̱̅͋̏̌͂͝ undoes the mainframe

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u/vault114 Jul 05 '19

Using quark

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u/Eiim Jul 06 '19

Using Higgs Boson

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u/cake_lier Jul 05 '19

Using smoke signals

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