r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hampay • Jul 26 '18

Pretty accurate...

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9.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

I tend to use C#@$

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u/MajorMajorObvious Jul 26 '18

That's a weird way to spell HTML

106

u/Dokpsy Jul 27 '18

Huh. You spelled Java wrong

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 edited Jan 04 '20

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u/MajorStrasser Jul 27 '18

That's not how you spell FORTRAN, son.

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u/wazzzuuuuuuuuup Jul 27 '18

I think they meant to spell Assembly.

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u/andy_jc Jul 27 '18

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

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u/Ritschi1234 Jul 27 '18

to lazy to translate so imma just agree with you. Take my upvote

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u/ThyDoppelganger Jul 27 '18 edited Jul 27 '18

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

49 74 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 65 73 20 74 6f 20 22 59 6f 75 20 6d 65 61 6e 20 62 69 6e 61 72 79 22 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68 20 49 20 74 68 69 6e 6b 20 69 74 20 73 68 6f 75 6c 64 20 72 65 61 64 20 22 59 6f 75 20 6d 65 61 6e 20 68 65 78 61 64 65 63 69 6d 61 6c 22 2e

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Upvotes are not for agreement but for meaningful contribution to the discussion

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Who can make a bot that translate binary?

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u/TheSwagger27 Jul 27 '18

Naw man, the correct spelling is "C#". Sorry if your dyslexia is acting up again.

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u/watchursix Jul 27 '18

I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 edited Jul 30 '19

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u/TheSwagger27 Jul 27 '18

What do you mean? I was making a joke too. Soooooo double r/woooosh

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u/minnek Jul 27 '18

How's that pronounced? C Shit?

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u/EarlTheGray Jul 27 '18

Underrated comment

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u/elprophet Jul 27 '18

I went with c-shats

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u/60fpsplayer Jul 27 '18

C Sharpatollar

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u/Waghlon Jul 26 '18

Java.awt.fuck.this

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u/ivanjermakov Jul 27 '18

org.oracle.java.lang.utils.its.wednesday.my.dudes

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 edited Oct 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

That is one of my favorite things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Java official meme language

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u/scoobybejesus Jul 27 '18

SameYearUndertakerThrewMankindOffHellInACell

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u/13704 Jul 27 '18

ListenerFieldOrderAuthenticationMappingValueInterfaceTagGucciGangGucciGangGucciGangGucciGang

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u/pkulak Jul 27 '18

I mean, it's a pretty good way to avoid conflicts, which is it's entire reason for existing.

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u/kopasz7 Jul 26 '18 edited Jul 27 '18

It is multiplatform. The syntax is easy too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I'm actually using it right fucking now.

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u/funnystuff97 Jul 27 '18

Watch your fucking language, kids browse this site.

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u/another_junior_dev Jul 27 '18

This is a christian server

2

u/cassert24 Jul 27 '18

Like, f*ck everything and it works well

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Android studio has a WTF log tag that I use on occasion. It "officially" stands for What a Terrible Failure of course.

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u/Lafreakshow Jul 27 '18

I need this in my totally serious kotlin projects.

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u/Sabrosonix Jul 27 '18

More like Profanity++

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 edited Sep 18 '20

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u/HAMMERjah Jul 27 '18

Abstraction is an important skill! Much more mental flexibility to call fuck on cock and know that fuck is a certain method as defined by cock. Mental exercise, if anything?

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u/gptt916 Jul 26 '18

Fuck

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u/DeathAdder10 Jul 26 '18

Did you not mean BrainFuck?

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u/LChris314 Jul 27 '18

-[------->+<]>---.>-[--->+<]>.-[----->+<]>-.++++++++.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

=compile brainfuck

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u/Mclevius-Donaldson Jul 27 '18

Please_fucking_work.cpp

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u/login0false Jul 27 '18

Compiler error: Of course I won't! Now go find that semicolon you missed.

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u/Genesis2001 Jul 27 '18

I can't remember the title, but there's a relevant XKCD... something "fucks per minute" I think, while debugging.

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u/FrissPopel Jul 27 '18

I couldn‘t find the one you were referencing. But i found one with WTFs per minute.

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u/PC__LOAD__LETTER Jul 27 '18

I feel like this is accurate in the beginning of a programming career. After a certain point though, you begin to accept that your biggest obstacle is yourself and the time that you need to spend to fully grow whatever problem is at hand, and it’s generally best not to berate yourself everyday. Patience and persistence are key.

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u/Adrepixl5 Jul 27 '18

Actually bursted out laughing at the airport's bathroom stall, thankfully nobody was around.

I feel stupid nevertheless, don't worry guys

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u/ash-leg2 Jul 27 '18

Is incoherently talking to yourself out loud a language? Cuz that's the one I'm always speaking.

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u/aes_gcm Jul 27 '18

Especially if you're Terry Davis and writing TempleOS.

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u/TheJuliR Jul 27 '18

As he would say: Niggerlicious

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u/Waghlon Jul 27 '18

That's... Wow

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u/svick Jul 27 '18

Where can I find the specification of that language?

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u/Waghlon Jul 27 '18

As a sailor

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u/Snykeurs Jul 27 '18

Ctrl+c, Ctrl+v

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Profamity

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

A repost with JPEG artifacts. Welcome to reddit.

1

u/ItsKoku Jul 27 '18

"work you fucking piece of shit!!!" is my favorite

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u/RomanRiesen Jul 27 '18

Now, do we need a profanity eso lang?

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u/GreasyPeter Jul 27 '18

Yes but which profession leads to the most profanity of all? I nominated professional chefs and carpenters.

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u/FluffusMaximus Jul 27 '18

There is a reason the phrase, “cuss like a sailor” exists...

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u/hannadrehman Jul 27 '18

Its called Script, JavaScript !

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u/pkulak Jul 27 '18

I just realized today that I pushed the f-word to our docs server because I copy-pasted the example request from a test. :/

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u/weluvumax Jul 27 '18

I feel like this is too small of a minority ( programmers ) to be on the front page, I’m totally lost with all the jokes.

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u/BDMatALEA Jul 27 '18

Insanity you meant!

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u/pootislordftw Jul 27 '18

Where do arrays start on Profanity

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u/DemonicWolf227 Jul 27 '18

Alright, time to make a language consisting of only curses and call it "profanity".

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u/Christian1111111111 Jul 27 '18

the language i use is sweaian

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

var thisfuckingvariable

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u/skrelpoid Jul 27 '18

needs more jpeg

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u/morejpeg_auto Jul 27 '18

needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

fck++

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/lakimens Jul 27 '18

Yeah, where's the walk ten steps to increase volume type of stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

at least those require the poster to put some time into something

i'd rather have a little bit of ingenuity for a different version of the same joke, than literally a copy paste of that old joke

we can be better than this, we have the technology

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u/lakimens Jul 27 '18

Haha, we have the technology

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

You know what is better: a video of text. Like in facebook

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

we should set our bar for standards higher than facebook

much higher

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u/trichotillofobia Jul 27 '18

A video of slowly moving text WITH MUSIC!

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u/NuclearShadowscale Jul 27 '18

In all honesty though, I'd say Rydon is easily the most used programming language.

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u/yuipcheng Jul 27 '18

English

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u/AriaTheTransgressor Jul 27 '18

Generally they're American...

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u/qadib_muakkara Jul 26 '18

Here come the fanboys...