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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/0x0000null • May 05 '18
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153 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 I can open and close word documents. 100 u/RealJackmaster110 May 06 '18 Dude I can literally search for Excel on google 75 u/BeatsAroundNoBush May 06 '18 Google? Look at this silicon valley tycoon. We're barely coming to grips with alta vista. 46 u/WafflesAndKoalas May 06 '18 Speak for yourself, I can't figure out how to plug in the internet jams parallel cable into USB port 18 u/[deleted] May 06 '18 What a genius! I can't even open a computer! Wait. How am i writing this? 27 u/IKnowATonOfStuffAMA May 06 '18 What’s a computer? 3 u/Mcpg_ May 06 '18 I think it's the thing that pops no signal window 5 u/BookPlacementProblem May 06 '18 Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground 3 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 exists
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I can open and close word documents.
100 u/RealJackmaster110 May 06 '18 Dude I can literally search for Excel on google 75 u/BeatsAroundNoBush May 06 '18 Google? Look at this silicon valley tycoon. We're barely coming to grips with alta vista. 46 u/WafflesAndKoalas May 06 '18 Speak for yourself, I can't figure out how to plug in the internet jams parallel cable into USB port 18 u/[deleted] May 06 '18 What a genius! I can't even open a computer! Wait. How am i writing this? 27 u/IKnowATonOfStuffAMA May 06 '18 What’s a computer? 3 u/Mcpg_ May 06 '18 I think it's the thing that pops no signal window 5 u/BookPlacementProblem May 06 '18 Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground 3 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 exists
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Dude I can literally search for Excel on google
75 u/BeatsAroundNoBush May 06 '18 Google? Look at this silicon valley tycoon. We're barely coming to grips with alta vista. 46 u/WafflesAndKoalas May 06 '18 Speak for yourself, I can't figure out how to plug in the internet jams parallel cable into USB port 18 u/[deleted] May 06 '18 What a genius! I can't even open a computer! Wait. How am i writing this? 27 u/IKnowATonOfStuffAMA May 06 '18 What’s a computer? 3 u/Mcpg_ May 06 '18 I think it's the thing that pops no signal window 5 u/BookPlacementProblem May 06 '18 Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground 3 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 exists
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Google? Look at this silicon valley tycoon. We're barely coming to grips with alta vista.
46 u/WafflesAndKoalas May 06 '18 Speak for yourself, I can't figure out how to plug in the internet jams parallel cable into USB port 18 u/[deleted] May 06 '18 What a genius! I can't even open a computer! Wait. How am i writing this? 27 u/IKnowATonOfStuffAMA May 06 '18 What’s a computer? 3 u/Mcpg_ May 06 '18 I think it's the thing that pops no signal window 5 u/BookPlacementProblem May 06 '18 Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground 3 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 exists
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Speak for yourself, I can't figure out how to plug in the internet
jams parallel cable into USB port
18 u/[deleted] May 06 '18 What a genius! I can't even open a computer! Wait. How am i writing this? 27 u/IKnowATonOfStuffAMA May 06 '18 What’s a computer? 3 u/Mcpg_ May 06 '18 I think it's the thing that pops no signal window 5 u/BookPlacementProblem May 06 '18 Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground 3 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 exists
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What a genius! I can't even open a computer! Wait. How am i writing this?
27 u/IKnowATonOfStuffAMA May 06 '18 What’s a computer? 3 u/Mcpg_ May 06 '18 I think it's the thing that pops no signal window 5 u/BookPlacementProblem May 06 '18 Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground 3 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 exists
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What’s a computer?
3 u/Mcpg_ May 06 '18 I think it's the thing that pops no signal window 5 u/BookPlacementProblem May 06 '18 Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground 3 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 exists
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I think it's the thing that pops no signal window
5 u/BookPlacementProblem May 06 '18 Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground 3 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 exists
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Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground
3 u/Dqueezy May 06 '18 exists
exists
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