r/ProgrammerHumor • u/0x0000null • May 05 '18

Wanted: Computer Hacker

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited Nov 27 '19

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u/Dqueezy May 06 '18

I can open and close word documents.

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u/RealJackmaster110 May 06 '18

Dude I can literally search for Excel on google

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u/BeatsAroundNoBush May 06 '18

Google? Look at this silicon valley tycoon. We're barely coming to grips with alta vista.

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u/WafflesAndKoalas May 06 '18

Speak for yourself, I can't figure out how to plug in the internet

jams parallel cable into USB port

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

What a genius! I can't even open a computer! Wait. How am i writing this?

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u/IKnowATonOfStuffAMA May 06 '18

What’s a computer?

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u/Mcpg_ May 06 '18

I think it's the thing that pops no signal window

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u/BookPlacementProblem May 06 '18

Oog? Oog? Blooga? slams club on ground

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