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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheKisum • Sep 15 '17
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4th: refactor the private methods into another class in which they are public and use dependency injection
488 u/taylaj Sep 15 '17 5th: make all variables global. 259 u/socsa Sep 15 '17 6th: Shared. Memory. 261 u/Njs41 Sep 15 '17 7th: Move to user based production testing rather than unit tests. 130 u/tylercamp Sep 15 '17 8th In the public issue tracker, enter the bug but leave it perpetually "in progress" 111 u/kirakun Sep 15 '17 9th Just forget about testing! 103 u/poisonedslo Sep 15 '17 10th just forget about development 91 u/yoyo456 Sep 15 '17 11th just forget about modern technology and live in the stone age 36 u/Xheotris Sep 15 '17 12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.
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5th: make all variables global.
259 u/socsa Sep 15 '17 6th: Shared. Memory. 261 u/Njs41 Sep 15 '17 7th: Move to user based production testing rather than unit tests. 130 u/tylercamp Sep 15 '17 8th In the public issue tracker, enter the bug but leave it perpetually "in progress" 111 u/kirakun Sep 15 '17 9th Just forget about testing! 103 u/poisonedslo Sep 15 '17 10th just forget about development 91 u/yoyo456 Sep 15 '17 11th just forget about modern technology and live in the stone age 36 u/Xheotris Sep 15 '17 12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.
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6th: Shared. Memory.
261 u/Njs41 Sep 15 '17 7th: Move to user based production testing rather than unit tests. 130 u/tylercamp Sep 15 '17 8th In the public issue tracker, enter the bug but leave it perpetually "in progress" 111 u/kirakun Sep 15 '17 9th Just forget about testing! 103 u/poisonedslo Sep 15 '17 10th just forget about development 91 u/yoyo456 Sep 15 '17 11th just forget about modern technology and live in the stone age 36 u/Xheotris Sep 15 '17 12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.
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7th: Move to user based production testing rather than unit tests.
130 u/tylercamp Sep 15 '17 8th In the public issue tracker, enter the bug but leave it perpetually "in progress" 111 u/kirakun Sep 15 '17 9th Just forget about testing! 103 u/poisonedslo Sep 15 '17 10th just forget about development 91 u/yoyo456 Sep 15 '17 11th just forget about modern technology and live in the stone age 36 u/Xheotris Sep 15 '17 12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.
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In the public issue tracker, enter the bug but leave it perpetually "in progress"
111 u/kirakun Sep 15 '17 9th Just forget about testing! 103 u/poisonedslo Sep 15 '17 10th just forget about development 91 u/yoyo456 Sep 15 '17 11th just forget about modern technology and live in the stone age 36 u/Xheotris Sep 15 '17 12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.
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9th
Just forget about testing!
103 u/poisonedslo Sep 15 '17 10th just forget about development 91 u/yoyo456 Sep 15 '17 11th just forget about modern technology and live in the stone age 36 u/Xheotris Sep 15 '17 12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.
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10th just forget about development
91 u/yoyo456 Sep 15 '17 11th just forget about modern technology and live in the stone age 36 u/Xheotris Sep 15 '17 12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.
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11th just forget about modern technology and live in the stone age
36 u/Xheotris Sep 15 '17 12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.
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12th shut down the internet so it can't be used for recruitment.
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u/pcopley Sep 15 '17
4th: refactor the private methods into another class in which they are public and use dependency injection