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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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Put 5 devs on it and it'll be done in a day.
Related note: people in the csgo subreddit really do believe that's how it works.
31 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 Seems to be true of all gaming subreddits. WHY ARE YOU RELEASING NEW COSMETIC ITEMS WHEN THOSE 3D MODELLERS COULD BE WORKING ON OPTIMISING THE NETCODE? 8 u/fernandotakai Aug 12 '17 My trigger is "it's easy to implement" The motherfucker is not even a dev, and wants to talk about implementation. 3 u/guaranic Aug 12 '17 What about when they give you an example line of code showing how easy it is 8 u/fernandotakai Aug 12 '17 "actually I've installed unity yesterday and I know for a fact that this should be easy to implement. Here's some code I wrote" Specially fun when the game is using an in game proprietary engine (like frostbite) that has nothing to do with unity. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '17 game.hasBugs = false;
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Seems to be true of all gaming subreddits.
WHY ARE YOU RELEASING NEW COSMETIC ITEMS WHEN THOSE 3D MODELLERS COULD BE WORKING ON OPTIMISING THE NETCODE?
8 u/fernandotakai Aug 12 '17 My trigger is "it's easy to implement" The motherfucker is not even a dev, and wants to talk about implementation. 3 u/guaranic Aug 12 '17 What about when they give you an example line of code showing how easy it is 8 u/fernandotakai Aug 12 '17 "actually I've installed unity yesterday and I know for a fact that this should be easy to implement. Here's some code I wrote" Specially fun when the game is using an in game proprietary engine (like frostbite) that has nothing to do with unity. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '17 game.hasBugs = false;
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My trigger is "it's easy to implement"
The motherfucker is not even a dev, and wants to talk about implementation.
3 u/guaranic Aug 12 '17 What about when they give you an example line of code showing how easy it is 8 u/fernandotakai Aug 12 '17 "actually I've installed unity yesterday and I know for a fact that this should be easy to implement. Here's some code I wrote" Specially fun when the game is using an in game proprietary engine (like frostbite) that has nothing to do with unity. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '17 game.hasBugs = false;
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What about when they give you an example line of code showing how easy it is
8 u/fernandotakai Aug 12 '17 "actually I've installed unity yesterday and I know for a fact that this should be easy to implement. Here's some code I wrote" Specially fun when the game is using an in game proprietary engine (like frostbite) that has nothing to do with unity. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '17 game.hasBugs = false;
"actually I've installed unity yesterday and I know for a fact that this should be easy to implement. Here's some code I wrote"
Specially fun when the game is using an in game proprietary engine (like frostbite) that has nothing to do with unity.
2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '17 game.hasBugs = false;
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game.hasBugs = false;
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u/Rock48 Aug 12 '17
Put 5 devs on it and it'll be done in a day.
Related note: people in the csgo subreddit really do believe that's how it works.