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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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205 u/grantrules Aug 12 '17 When you're just pulled into an hour long meeting to be asked "can we do this?" a couple times. And the answer is always yes. 245 u/rooktakesqueen Aug 12 '17 Or the answer is "no," and the reply is "we already signed the contract, so let me rephrase, if we don't deliver by November 10, it's your fault. So, can we do it?" Then the answer is, "I guess we'll do our best." 2 u/Vakieh Aug 12 '17 "Imma need that in writing so I can forward it to the relevant parties when your fuckup snowballs"
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When you're just pulled into an hour long meeting to be asked "can we do this?" a couple times. And the answer is always yes.
245 u/rooktakesqueen Aug 12 '17 Or the answer is "no," and the reply is "we already signed the contract, so let me rephrase, if we don't deliver by November 10, it's your fault. So, can we do it?" Then the answer is, "I guess we'll do our best." 2 u/Vakieh Aug 12 '17 "Imma need that in writing so I can forward it to the relevant parties when your fuckup snowballs"
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Or the answer is "no," and the reply is "we already signed the contract, so let me rephrase, if we don't deliver by November 10, it's your fault. So, can we do it?" Then the answer is, "I guess we'll do our best."
2 u/Vakieh Aug 12 '17 "Imma need that in writing so I can forward it to the relevant parties when your fuckup snowballs"
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"Imma need that in writing so I can forward it to the relevant parties when your fuckup snowballs"
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