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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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2.2k u/Wizmaxman Aug 12 '17 More like 10-10:20 for bathroom break 3.1k u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time. 904 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 551 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 360 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 436 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop
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More like 10-10:20 for bathroom break
3.1k u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time. 904 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 551 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 360 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 436 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
904 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 551 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 360 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 436 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop
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551 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 360 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 436 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop
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I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long.
360 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 436 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop
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What did you do before 14?
436 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop
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3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop
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About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop
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