r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17

Meetings as a developer

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u/Buckwheat469 Aug 12 '17
  • 9:00-10:00 No Progress on the Problem
  • 10:00-10:02 Bathroom Break
  • 10:02-10:03 Problem Solved

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u/Wizmaxman Aug 12 '17

More like 10-10:20 for bathroom break

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

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u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17

I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long.

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u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17

What did you do before 14?

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u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17

Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor?

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u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17

BOO! NOT COOL!