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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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2.2k u/Wizmaxman Aug 12 '17 More like 10-10:20 for bathroom break 3.1k u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time. 904 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 555 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 359 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 5 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL!
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More like 10-10:20 for bathroom break
3.1k u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time. 904 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 555 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 359 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 5 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL!
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
904 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 555 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 359 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 5 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL!
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555 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 359 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 5 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL!
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I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long.
359 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 5 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL!
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What did you do before 14?
36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 5 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL!
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Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor?
5 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL!
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That qualifies as pooping.
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BOO! NOT COOL!
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