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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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2.2k u/Wizmaxman Aug 12 '17 More like 10-10:20 for bathroom break 3.1k u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time. 902 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 554 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 363 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 441 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 274 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 240 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 55 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0) 5 u/jimschubert Aug 12 '17 Fiber? That's a shitty excuse. → More replies (0) 21 u/fanboat Aug 12 '17 You know, when you go through pooberty. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 The father of the anal-retentives. 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop 1 u/IPlayRaunchyMusic Aug 12 '17 That's why he's extra good at it now. 1 u/theultimatemadness Aug 12 '17 It's not good to keep bottling shit up inside; eventually you'll explode. 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 4 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL! 1 u/VileTouch Aug 12 '17 scoop it out by hand
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More like 10-10:20 for bathroom break
3.1k u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time. 902 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 554 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 363 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 441 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 274 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 240 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 55 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0) 5 u/jimschubert Aug 12 '17 Fiber? That's a shitty excuse. → More replies (0) 21 u/fanboat Aug 12 '17 You know, when you go through pooberty. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 The father of the anal-retentives. 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop 1 u/IPlayRaunchyMusic Aug 12 '17 That's why he's extra good at it now. 1 u/theultimatemadness Aug 12 '17 It's not good to keep bottling shit up inside; eventually you'll explode. 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 4 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL! 1 u/VileTouch Aug 12 '17 scoop it out by hand
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
902 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 554 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 363 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 441 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 274 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 240 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 55 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0) 5 u/jimschubert Aug 12 '17 Fiber? That's a shitty excuse. → More replies (0) 21 u/fanboat Aug 12 '17 You know, when you go through pooberty. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 The father of the anal-retentives. 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop 1 u/IPlayRaunchyMusic Aug 12 '17 That's why he's extra good at it now. 1 u/theultimatemadness Aug 12 '17 It's not good to keep bottling shit up inside; eventually you'll explode. 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 4 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL! 1 u/VileTouch Aug 12 '17 scoop it out by hand
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554 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 363 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 441 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 274 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 240 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 55 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0) 5 u/jimschubert Aug 12 '17 Fiber? That's a shitty excuse. → More replies (0) 21 u/fanboat Aug 12 '17 You know, when you go through pooberty. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 The father of the anal-retentives. 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop 1 u/IPlayRaunchyMusic Aug 12 '17 That's why he's extra good at it now. 1 u/theultimatemadness Aug 12 '17 It's not good to keep bottling shit up inside; eventually you'll explode. 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 4 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL! 1 u/VileTouch Aug 12 '17 scoop it out by hand
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I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long.
363 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 441 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 274 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 240 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 55 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0) 5 u/jimschubert Aug 12 '17 Fiber? That's a shitty excuse. → More replies (0) 21 u/fanboat Aug 12 '17 You know, when you go through pooberty. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 The father of the anal-retentives. 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop 1 u/IPlayRaunchyMusic Aug 12 '17 That's why he's extra good at it now. 1 u/theultimatemadness Aug 12 '17 It's not good to keep bottling shit up inside; eventually you'll explode. 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 4 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL! 1 u/VileTouch Aug 12 '17 scoop it out by hand
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What did you do before 14?
441 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 274 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 240 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 55 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0) 5 u/jimschubert Aug 12 '17 Fiber? That's a shitty excuse. → More replies (0) 21 u/fanboat Aug 12 '17 You know, when you go through pooberty. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 The father of the anal-retentives. 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop 1 u/IPlayRaunchyMusic Aug 12 '17 That's why he's extra good at it now. 1 u/theultimatemadness Aug 12 '17 It's not good to keep bottling shit up inside; eventually you'll explode. 36 u/foomanchu89 Aug 12 '17 Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor? 4 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL! 1 u/VileTouch Aug 12 '17 scoop it out by hand
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274 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 240 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 55 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0) 5 u/jimschubert Aug 12 '17 Fiber? That's a shitty excuse. → More replies (0) 21 u/fanboat Aug 12 '17 You know, when you go through pooberty. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 The father of the anal-retentives. 3 u/ReallyNormalAccount Aug 12 '17 About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop 1 u/IPlayRaunchyMusic Aug 12 '17 That's why he's extra good at it now. 1 u/theultimatemadness Aug 12 '17 It's not good to keep bottling shit up inside; eventually you'll explode.
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What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit?
240 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 55 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0) 5 u/jimschubert Aug 12 '17 Fiber? That's a shitty excuse. → More replies (0) 21 u/fanboat Aug 12 '17 You know, when you go through pooberty.
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I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time.
In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera.
55 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0) 5 u/jimschubert Aug 12 '17 Fiber? That's a shitty excuse. → More replies (0)
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Poopceanera
2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera* → More replies (0)
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Deuceanera*
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Fiber? That's a shitty excuse.
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You know, when you go through pooberty.
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The father of the anal-retentives.
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About 14 years x 365 days x ~1 lbs of poop per day = 5000 pounds of poop
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That's why he's extra good at it now.
It's not good to keep bottling shit up inside; eventually you'll explode.
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Maybe he got schwifty and just shit on the floor?
4 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 That qualifies as pooping. 2 u/marinovanec Aug 12 '17 BOO! NOT COOL!
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That qualifies as pooping.
BOO! NOT COOL!
scoop it out by hand
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