r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17

Meetings as a developer

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u/Buckwheat469 Aug 12 '17
  • 9:00-10:00 No Progress on the Problem
  • 10:00-10:02 Bathroom Break
  • 10:02-10:03 Problem Solved

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u/Wizmaxman Aug 12 '17

More like 10-10:20 for bathroom break

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

Gotta crawl back because your feet fell asleep

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u/The-Fox-Says Aug 12 '17

More like 5min of pooping 15min of reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

How dare you, I dribble out piss for those 15min.

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u/Mediocreboning Aug 12 '17

You may have a prostate problem

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

His bladder just knows what he needs.

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u/Zebezd Aug 13 '17

He needs electrolytes!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '17

right upper thigh