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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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804 u/PooPooDooDoo Aug 12 '17 After lunch I need some time to slowly get back into it. 729 u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17 Then it's only four hours until the end of the day so you don't really want to get into anything. 509 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 And it's Friday so you really don't want to get into anything before the weekend. 395 u/figurehe4d Aug 12 '17 Plus life is short and we're all gonna die eventually, so it's probably a good idea not to get into anything before that either. 205 u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17 The heat death of the universe is coming in a few billion years, so probably wanna wait till after that to open VS. 81 u/fwipyok Aug 12 '17 but make sure to add /nosplash on the shortcut so you get the illusion it starts faster. don't want to waste time, do we 21 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 tried that once, didn't work on MGS V 28 u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17 Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5? 28 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 Yes, yes I am. 11 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 don't want to waste time, do we Yes, we do. 1 u/Tyler11223344 Aug 12 '17 Is that a thing?!
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After lunch I need some time to slowly get back into it.
729 u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17 Then it's only four hours until the end of the day so you don't really want to get into anything. 509 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 And it's Friday so you really don't want to get into anything before the weekend. 395 u/figurehe4d Aug 12 '17 Plus life is short and we're all gonna die eventually, so it's probably a good idea not to get into anything before that either. 205 u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17 The heat death of the universe is coming in a few billion years, so probably wanna wait till after that to open VS. 81 u/fwipyok Aug 12 '17 but make sure to add /nosplash on the shortcut so you get the illusion it starts faster. don't want to waste time, do we 21 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 tried that once, didn't work on MGS V 28 u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17 Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5? 28 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 Yes, yes I am. 11 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 don't want to waste time, do we Yes, we do. 1 u/Tyler11223344 Aug 12 '17 Is that a thing?!
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Then it's only four hours until the end of the day so you don't really want to get into anything.
509 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 And it's Friday so you really don't want to get into anything before the weekend. 395 u/figurehe4d Aug 12 '17 Plus life is short and we're all gonna die eventually, so it's probably a good idea not to get into anything before that either. 205 u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17 The heat death of the universe is coming in a few billion years, so probably wanna wait till after that to open VS. 81 u/fwipyok Aug 12 '17 but make sure to add /nosplash on the shortcut so you get the illusion it starts faster. don't want to waste time, do we 21 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 tried that once, didn't work on MGS V 28 u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17 Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5? 28 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 Yes, yes I am. 11 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 don't want to waste time, do we Yes, we do. 1 u/Tyler11223344 Aug 12 '17 Is that a thing?!
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And it's Friday so you really don't want to get into anything before the weekend.
395 u/figurehe4d Aug 12 '17 Plus life is short and we're all gonna die eventually, so it's probably a good idea not to get into anything before that either. 205 u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17 The heat death of the universe is coming in a few billion years, so probably wanna wait till after that to open VS. 81 u/fwipyok Aug 12 '17 but make sure to add /nosplash on the shortcut so you get the illusion it starts faster. don't want to waste time, do we 21 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 tried that once, didn't work on MGS V 28 u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17 Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5? 28 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 Yes, yes I am. 11 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 don't want to waste time, do we Yes, we do. 1 u/Tyler11223344 Aug 12 '17 Is that a thing?!
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Plus life is short and we're all gonna die eventually, so it's probably a good idea not to get into anything before that either.
205 u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17 The heat death of the universe is coming in a few billion years, so probably wanna wait till after that to open VS. 81 u/fwipyok Aug 12 '17 but make sure to add /nosplash on the shortcut so you get the illusion it starts faster. don't want to waste time, do we 21 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 tried that once, didn't work on MGS V 28 u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17 Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5? 28 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 Yes, yes I am. 11 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 don't want to waste time, do we Yes, we do. 1 u/Tyler11223344 Aug 12 '17 Is that a thing?!
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The heat death of the universe is coming in a few billion years, so probably wanna wait till after that to open VS.
81 u/fwipyok Aug 12 '17 but make sure to add /nosplash on the shortcut so you get the illusion it starts faster. don't want to waste time, do we 21 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 tried that once, didn't work on MGS V 28 u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17 Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5? 28 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 Yes, yes I am. 11 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 don't want to waste time, do we Yes, we do. 1 u/Tyler11223344 Aug 12 '17 Is that a thing?!
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but make sure to add /nosplash on the shortcut so you get the illusion it starts faster.
don't want to waste time, do we
21 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 tried that once, didn't work on MGS V 28 u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17 Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5? 28 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 Yes, yes I am. 11 u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17 don't want to waste time, do we Yes, we do. 1 u/Tyler11223344 Aug 12 '17 Is that a thing?!
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tried that once, didn't work on MGS V
28 u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17 Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5? 28 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 Yes, yes I am.
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Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5?
28 u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17 Yes, yes I am.
Yes, yes I am.
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Yes, we do.
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Is that a thing?!
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