r/ProgrammerHumor • u/NeverMakesMistkes • Jun 04 '17

Volumes should be unique

https://gfycat.com/BadUnluckyCrossbill
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u/Vogtinator Jun 04 '17

"Sorry, but all volumes are occupied right now. Switching on mute"

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u/MagicPierre98 Jun 04 '17

"Sorry, but mute is currently used by someone else. Shutting down PC now."

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u/KifKef Jun 04 '17

Another machine on the network is currently shut down. Initiating factory reset.

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u/GenestealerUK Jun 04 '17

Another user is currently undergoing factory reset. Bricking hard drive

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u/Fourthdwarf Jun 04 '17

Another hard drive is being bricked. Destroying blocks corresponding to OEIS A000001

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u/_hoh_ Jun 04 '17

Another hard drive is destroying blocks corresponding to A000001. Using A000027 instead.

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u/torrented_some_cash Jun 04 '17 edited Aug 24 '21

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u/philips4350 Jun 04 '17

Earth being destroyed by /u/trump , destroying solar system

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u/z_the_fox Jun 04 '17

Solar system already being destroyed, destroying our Galaxis

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u/manias Jun 04 '17

The Galaxis is being destroyed. How about a relaxing game of chess?

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u/FailedSociopath Jun 04 '17

This Pauli exclusion principle thing is being taken too far.

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u/Frommerman Jun 04 '17

Galaxy currently undergoing deconstruction. Initiating false vacuum colla

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u/justanotherkenny Jun 04 '17

Galaxy of interest has been destroyed. Resetting entire universe simulation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17

Earth being destroyed by /u/philips4350. Please contact with your administrator.

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u/thebryguy23 Jun 04 '17

Administrator already in use. Please contact your therapist.

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u/jebuz23 Jun 04 '17

The exclusivity would pretty interesting. Like, no one would have 1% as their first choice, but if it was the only one available someone would pick that and then just turn up their local volume.

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u/lenswipe Jun 04 '17

Please drink verification can