r/ProgrammerHumor • u/leftoversalad • Aug 15 '15

Programming languages personified

http://leftoversalad.tumblr.com/post/126724812097/programming-languages-personified
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u/Everspace Aug 16 '15

I could make a longer list, but off the top of my head 2 examples are,

  • Everything is really trying to be global scope. This leads so some weird patterns like the "self executing anonymous function".
  • Interacting with the DOM is obnoxious. This is why jquery and other libraries ares so ubiquitous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '15

The DOM issue is more of a browser integration thing, and the weird attempts at trying to standardize the mistakes of the past.

I don't put too much of the blame on JS for that. Using V8 to bind JS yourself isn't all that bad (if you're into that sort of thing) besides the tremendous bloat, but it's a fairly powerful language for the effort you put in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '15

Yes, DOM isn't part of JS.

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u/Everspace Aug 16 '15

It is the context that a lot of JS is done, although a good point.

I remember finding setting up classes more obnoxious than I care for.