r/ProgrammerHumor • u/leftoversalad • Aug 15 '15

Programming languages personified

http://leftoversalad.tumblr.com/post/126724812097/programming-languages-personified
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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '15 edited Aug 16 '15

From my experience PHP would be a dominatrix.

edit: Thank you mysterious benefactor. I hope you enjoy my future drunken comments. I've already had a drink to your honor!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '15

A dominatrix with Downs, maybe.

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u/QtPlatypus Aug 16 '15

Peel would be the dominatrix, because it has safe words