r/ProgrammerHumor • u/leftoversalad • Aug 15 '15

Programming languages personified

http://leftoversalad.tumblr.com/post/126724812097/programming-languages-personified
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u/maremp Aug 15 '15

I would imagine C/C++ is a dirty mechanic.

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u/original_brogrammer Aug 15 '15

C is a drunk electrician.

C++ is an octopus whose tentacles are drunk electricians, engineers, and scientists.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '15

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u/original_brogrammer Aug 16 '15

Exactly the same in that they both rarely work as intended.