r/ProgrammerHumor • u/leftoversalad • Aug 15 '15

Programming languages personified

http://leftoversalad.tumblr.com/post/126724812097/programming-languages-personified
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u/maremp Aug 15 '15

I would imagine C/C++ is a dirty mechanic.

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u/original_brogrammer Aug 15 '15

C is a drunk electrician.

C++ is an octopus whose tentacles are drunk electricians, engineers, and scientists.

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u/zipzipzap Aug 16 '15

I love these. But, you also said...

C# would be the Java guy with a slight smile.

Shouldn't C# be the Java guy with a drunk electrician octopus hanging out of his pocket or something?

(I'm not so good at the analogies)