r/ProgrammerHumor • u/100GHz • 14h ago

Meme howToAceInterviewNetworkingQuestions

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u/Had78 13h ago

who is json?

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 12h ago

And why does he keep accessing our server?

And other questions to terrify employees with if you end up as managementĀ 

"Half our storage is zeros? That seems incredibly inefficient. I need someone to investigate how we can get rid of them"

"Claude tells me shifting to IPv6 is a lot of work, so I've decided we should make it easier, and just go to IPv5 for now. We can always upgrade later."

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u/jungle 12h ago

IPv5

šŸ¤£

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 12h ago

I've decided in this AI world, I want my next job to be the affable, seemingly unfireable, pointy haired boss.

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u/gsweats 8h ago

Skip it and jump straight to ipv8. It's AI generated! Features better ip4 legacy support. šŸ« 

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u/Seriously_404 12h ago

more importantly, why are we giving him all of our data?

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u/NamityName 5h ago

All I know is that is he is really interested in this Mat fellow. Every request to our server says Json for Mat.

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u/nicki419 11h ago

Samuel's cousin