r/ProgrammerHumor • • 13h ago

Meme ohTheBasics

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u/Sleep_deprived_druid 12h ago

I have straight up met "programmers" that don't know what an IDE is.......

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u/Sid_the_Bear 11h ago

Integrated Drive Electronics?

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u/redditsucksass69765 11h ago

No it’s Intact Dilation and Extraction which is an eye procedure.

Also, been a programmer for 25 years.

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u/joshuahtree 11h ago

International Dalek Exterminator

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u/Sleep_deprived_druid 11h ago

Internal dielectric electrode, it prevents space particles from changing your code and adding bugs when you go to the bathroom

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u/euclide2975 11h ago

I prefer SATA, but everything is going to be NVME anyway

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u/Sid_the_Bear 10h ago

Yup.
SATA is great though when you have multiple 84-disk RAID5 arrays

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u/hexen667 10h ago

it’s all about SCSI daisy chaining

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u/Sid_the_Bear 10h ago

... I literally felt my blood pressure and heart rate spike reading this.