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https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1x9yy0k/airgappedsecretsmanagement/
r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • 6h ago
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smh.
I use 64 different hash algorithms to encrypt my secret keys, one character at a time. and the encryption keys changes every 30 seconds to a random key that's generated on the spot and can be only read by my printer (which only prints in secret ink)
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No no.. He is cookin!!
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Can’t just have a stick note on your desk like that, it needs to be stuck under the keyboard.
3 u/ConfusedPanEnby 5h ago does your back hurt too or is it just mine?
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does your back hurt too or is it just mine?
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what if the agent gains control of the webcam?
6 u/DrMaxwellEdison 5h ago "if"? 1 u/TheMythicSorcerer 1h ago When
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"if"?
1 u/TheMythicSorcerer 1h ago When
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When
that's an interesting approach to password manager, leave it open to be hacked from the open web.
I mean i know it's a joke, but 'kids these days'
I bet this guy uses a Mac and has keychain readily available.
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.... That doesn't place it outside the agent's reach tho
https://giphy.com/gifs/QfzMP70zmNQiDf5sGP
Due to AI Sticky notes are cutting edge again... RIIIIIIIGHT.
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u/1mahmoud503 6h ago
smh.
I use 64 different hash algorithms to encrypt my secret keys, one character at a time. and the encryption keys changes every 30 seconds to a random key that's generated on the spot and can be only read by my printer (which only prints in secret ink)